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Mankey
07-15-2003, 01:18 PM
The system: TOON, or possibly BESM

The Setting: Free Country, USA


The King of Town, who hasn't eaten in nearly 5 minutes, is hungry for the sweet, sweet taste of poultry, so he sends his Poopsmith to retrieve the Yello Dello, the hottest bird in this cartoon (it beats shoveling poop)! Not wanting to see such a pretty plot device go to waste, Homestar and the gang go off to rescue the Yello Dello from the evil tyrant (well... he's actually just a goofy old man who likes to eat, but whatever).

The available PC's!:

Homestar Runner: A great athlete, and 3 times nicer than the nicest person on Earth! Sure, you're not too bright, but you're just so darn nice. At the behest of your hippie girlfriend Marzipan, you has agreed to help rescue the Yello Dello with you buddy Pom-Pom, as long as you get back in time for the Big Game.

Marzipan: A pretty hippie vegetarian with a guitar named "Carol", you wish to save the rare Yello Dello from the King of Town's barbeque grill (also The Cheat's home).

Pom-Pom: *bubble-bubble* (You are a Pom, where you live on the island of Pom with your parents and your 28 girlfriends. Homestar and you are best buds, and always do everything together!)

Coach Z: The coach of the Big Game, who lives in the locker room and was a chart-topping rapper in his home country. You're there to back up Homestar for some team spirit, as well as to perfect your pronunciation of the Yeller Deller, I mean - Mellow Yellow, or "Melon Baller", no, that's not it...

Strong Bad: After too many e-mails asking how you type with boxing gloves on, you've gone off to find the Yello Dello with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Since Wienerboy... I mean, Strong Sad isn't around to pick on, you figure the Yello Dello will be just the accessory to make the ladies be "all up ons"! I mean, the ladies thing you're totally awesome anyway, but y'know, you figure you'd stack the deck a little, just in case...

Strong Mad: YOU ARE STRONG MAD!!!! YOU LIKE THE CHEAT!!!!

The Cheat: You're The Cheat, and between you're ability to help Strong Bad cheat and you're successful web design business, you're doing alright. But now the King of Town's going to cook the Yellow Dello in his grill - that's your HOUSE, man! Sure, you could always crash at the Strong house but, hey - it's a matter of pride! Also, you and Strong Mad are best buds.

Bubs: Hey, the Yello Dello's a big-ass bird, man! That'll keep the King of Town fed for weeks, which means he'll stop buying surplus lard from your concession stand, drastically cutting your profits (well, you don't really HAVE any profits, but it's the principle of the thing!) Time to rescue the bird and do some funky breakdancing along the way.

Strong Sad: (sigh) You're really bummed out. Sure, since they went looking for the Yello Dello, your brothers aren't around to lock you in the bathroom. But you've spent 5 hours playing Jenga by yourself and listening to Morrisey, and you're still depressed (well, moreso than usual, which is a LOT). You've decided to go look for the Yello Dello with Homsar, the only person who even acknowledges your presence even when he talks nonsense (which is a LOT).You plod on towards the King of Town's castle, although sometimes you wonder why, because even if you do find the Yello Dello you're just an elephant-footed fat kid who nobody loves anyway...

Homsar: You're a song from the '60's. 'Nuff said.

(BTW, if you're confused, this is based off of the Flash cartoon series at http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Check it out.)


(WARNING - You WILL laugh your ass off:D )

Edit: Sorry - fixed the broken link

SteamPulp
07-15-2003, 01:27 PM
Broken Link!

Quick fix it before the broken link police come you!

Robert K Beckett
07-15-2003, 02:35 PM
Good jaoerb, Mankey!

Nobody
07-15-2003, 03:08 PM
Actually he can be mean spirited cause he is that dumb. Listen to the Marzipan answering machine to know what I am talking about.

Will
07-15-2003, 03:09 PM
LEEKO! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO!
Look at my squeaky pants!

Frank Sronce
07-15-2003, 03:11 PM
Dunno. Playing Pom Pom or The Cheat could be awkward.

"So, Pom, what d'ya think we should do?"

[Bubble noises]

"Good idea, Pom Pom! Okay. I tie all our ropes together to make a net."

Mankey
07-15-2003, 04:41 PM
"Dunno. Playing Pom Pom or The Cheat could be awkward."

But that's the fun part - having the other character make up imagined dialogue for you. Ex. Strong Bad and The Cheat...

The Cheat: (speaks Cheat-speak)

Strong Bad: "Geez, The Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that!"

(more Cheat-speak)

SB: "No way, I'm not going up there! I mean, the Yello Dello's pretty hot and all, but... I'll hurt my adenoids!"

(more Cheat-speak)

SB: "Yeah, you're right - it won't be the first time that's happened...today. Let's go climb the mountain. Even if the Yello Dello's not there, we can get some snow to put in Strong Sad's pants."

litlfrog
07-15-2003, 08:36 PM
I'd think about this post, but I'm too busy . . .

Lookin' at a thing in a bag!

Mankey
07-15-2003, 08:49 PM
Dammit, Litlfrog, there's nothing in the bag... oh, forget it!

The Adventurer
07-15-2003, 11:04 PM
AHAHAHAaaaa....Hey Tubs I just shanked my Jinga Jams.

Ahhhaaaahhh....Don;t fake the Funk on a nasty dunk.


there is no character funnier then Homsar.

Leif
07-16-2003, 02:01 AM
I just wanna know how Trogdor fits into this storyline.

admiralducksauce
07-16-2003, 07:53 AM
Coach Z: "Uh oh! The Tragdoor and the Mello Yello are in cayhoots!"

Peter K.
07-16-2003, 08:19 AM
What?!!

No Trogdor or Fhqwhgads characters? Where's the Magesty? The consomate "V"s? The Beefy arms? The Burnination?

Otherwise I'd say this game has me all up on's!

domino
07-16-2003, 09:22 AM
Or a school drama at CGNU?

Jared A. Sorensen
07-16-2003, 11:09 AM
You're all incredibly gay.

I have the license to the Homestar Runner RPG.

- J

Mankey
07-16-2003, 11:26 AM
"You're all incredibly gay.

I have the license to the Homestar Runner RPG.

- J"

(Does a melonade spit-take)

WHA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Please share more, sir! I meant this thread as a half-jest, but... geez, that's just Crazy Go Nuts! If this is true, give us the info!

Mankey
07-16-2003, 10:16 PM
Peter K said:

"What?!!

No Trogdor or Fhqwhgads characters? Where's the Magesty? The consomate "V"s? The Beefy arms? The Burnination?

Otherwise I'd say this game has me all up on's!"

Don't worry - all other characters and worlds will be covered in future suppliments, like...

"Dragon: The Burnination - (White Wolf style text description)

"In a world of Dark Medieval adventure, you are a creature of myth. You are the terror that causes peasants to flock to their thatched-roof cottages. You are the scourge by which so many brave knights and archers are laid to Burnination. But can even your majesty and conssumate "V's" defend you against this hash land?

Yes they can.

Because you are the Trogdor that comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

and...

Homestar 1936 - You're tuckered out after kicking this old can of Water Soup, so you go with Fat Dudley and Marzipan to make some parsnip soup. But Strong Bad and The Sneak have taken all the parsnips, and they plan to make PARSNIP PIE!! Time to give that carpetbagging ruffian WHAT FOR!!!"

and...

Stinkoman K 20X6!!!!!

It's Space in the year 20X6!, and you're training for fighting, or maybe a challenge!!! Everyone says you're The Guy, but they want to be The Guy too!

THEY WANNA BEAT STINKOMAN AND BE THE GUY? HA HA HA - THAT'S SO DUMB! That idea sounds like it's SO DUMB! HA HA HA!

But if you are challenged, just be ready with your DOUBLE-DEUCE attack!!


and...

SWEET CUPPIN' CAKES

It's a CRAZY CARTOON, and in a bizarre checkerboard landscape, you're a cross between a cow and a helicopter who valiantly tries to retrieve a worm from a hole. Just watch out for "EH, STEVE!!"