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Old 12-16-2004, 05:17 AM
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In a world...


Big CGI shot of the Earth from space. The US takes up three-quarters of the surface.

...where global threats lurk around every corner...


Military general type stands beside a 3D holographic display of a huge tower.

...where there's always one last mission...


A squad in black uniform sits strapped into a troop carrier helicopter. One of them looks out the window, and sees a missile streaking towards them.

...where one-in-a-million shots happen fifty percent of the time...


Helicopter goes down in a blazing wreck. Camera pans around the snow-covered mountainside to show the squad standing a few feet away and miraculously unharmed.

...the free world has only one chance to survive.


A coin spins in the air and is caught.

Vin Diesel: Must be my lucky day.

Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the speakers, and action shots of the cast flash past in rapid succession:

Vin Diesel

Zhang Ziyi

Angelina Jolie

Keanu Reeves

Samuel L. Jackson

Seth Green

The Rock

Russell Crowe

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jack Nicholson

and Victor von Doom
as Himself



THIS SUMMER


Doom laughs maniacally as things blow up around him.

KNOW YOUR TEAM


Keanu Reeves: Whoa.
Seth Green: Dude.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY


Hundreds of black-clad assassins converge on the heroes from all directions.

Angelina Jolie: That's a lot of ninjas.

KNOW THE PLAN


Zhang Ziyi: We have to find out what he's up to.
Samuel L. Jackson: No we don't. We just have to stop him.

KNOW


A pinprick of blinding white light apears...

NO


...expands to fill the screen...

LIMIT


...and fades into a mushroom cloud.

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