Post originally by hornytoad at 2005-04-21 09:33:15
Converted from Phorums BB System

I am a human horny toad. This body caught me and kept me as a pet when a weak-minded child. He fed me worms. I don't like worms--I like ants--big, red harvester ants. Then he didn't feed me; so when I died, I took over his body. I am so close to being able to spit blood (without punching myself in the mouth first), and I can feel horns sprouting after 20 years of meditation. Oh, and I can eat things with only my tongue--like popcorn. Only thing is, this body has a soft, sensetive tongue, and the harvester ants bite me. It hurts. So I am back to eating worms. Still haven't found one that actually tastes good, and I've tried many.

Where's my game? Any suggestions?