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Re: [Madness] How would you rationalize the existence and use of Mecha Wild West sett
"Well young'en, back in the 1850's there was a dustup over in europe over a place called Crimea. Or Ciminia; hell I don't know exact. This little dustup got bigger an' bigger, tell all of europe was rassalin' with each other. Then came Jefferson Davis and his boys to cause a big ol fight over here. England and France sided with them southern rascals, but Russia and Prussia sided with us. Heck even Chinaman mystics got into the brawl, out here anyways. Funny how demon cults only really show up out here in the west, never back east."
"Wars are mighty expensive things. Lots of inventor folks kept trying to win the war with one weapon, which is why some feller named Von Springof invented the Mech. Heh, true fact: the Mech's actual name is the ::takes out slip of paper:: AusBefahlMekanKreigurung. Learned that one from an actual Prussian officer! Anyways, everyone copied the basic design and the US army figured they would make excellant replacement mounts for the cavalry, 'specailly since the rebel dogs got them Velociraptors to ride."
"Why you got so many damn questions, boy? Suit up! We rendevous with the Zionist Golem Army at dawn, and have to make the Brontosaur ranches of El Paso by Noon!"
Sgt Hepibiah Ellis, 7th US Mechanized Dragoons
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