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Originally Posted by JDCorley
"This is my review of lemonade. I didn't put any lemons in it, instead I used human piss, and instead of sugar, I used anthrax. As a result, I have determined lemonade is terrible. Thank you for your attention."
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"This is my review of lemonade. The recipe called for human piss, which I used. Turns out that's the recipe maker's cutesie name for lemon juice, which I would have known if I read all his other books and hung out on his forums and generally worshipped him."