Thank you for showing so clearly the "qualities" of this adventure.
For me, this "H" series baffles me, as for me, it is destroying everything I ever found interesting about D&D.
But I can only assume Wizards did their research, and that the kids out there want this kind of crap.
(I thought this kind of adventures finally died with Gygax)
Myself, I'm concluding the worst parts of 4E isn't some mechanic at all.
It's how these official adventures set up a mind-set on "this is what role playing is supposed to be" that is utterly alien to me.
The reviewer 1 - Wizards 0.