New Dumb D&D Exotic Weapons

Random Goblin · #1 05-26-2005, 02:00 AM

Behold!

And they're not all that less realistic than the Dire Flail!

aprogressivist · #2 05-26-2005, 02:11 AM

I need a Crossbow-Ax-Sword-Flail of Death +5. Where do I place the order?

MadCow · #3 05-26-2005, 02:14 AM

The Ultimate Weapon in Stephen Chow's movie From Beijing With Love pwns them all!

Random Goblin · #4 05-26-2005, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by aprogressivist

I need a Crossbow-Ax-Sword-Flail of Death +5. Where do I place the order?

That's the problem. They're sold out, because who doesn't need a magic crossbow-ax-sword-flail?

Now they're harder to find than "Smile Time" Angel puppets. Best check eBay.

Elbast · #5 05-26-2005, 02:16 AM

Fantastic.

The 4-bladed sword needs a motor attachment though, so it spins by itself. The add a centrally-mounted handle and you've a portable, non-magical blade barrier.

Or the fantasy equivalent of the use of the lawnmower in Braindead

General_Tangent · #6 05-26-2005, 02:35 AM

I'd like that sword from the film "The Sword and the Sorcerer"

Mr Adventurer · #7 05-26-2005, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by General_Tangent

I'd like that sword from the film "The Sword and the Sorcerer"

[The Emperor]Then you will die.[/The Emperor]

Argent · #8 05-26-2005, 03:23 AM

Wow, they´re... beautiful.

Archer · #9 05-26-2005, 05:04 AM

I'll take the Flailing Wheel of Death, please.

Random Goblin · #10 05-26-2005, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Archer

I'll take the Flailing Wheel of Death, please.

Who wouldn't take the Flailing Wheel of Death?

How do you stop it once you start spinning it without hitting yourself? Better yet, make it poisoned!