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Old 05-03-2004, 08:31 PM
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Unknown Armies plot-in-a-line thread

Ok, I really like the little rumor things in the "What you hear" section of Unknown Armies. Each one, is, basically, a plot seed in about one line. They are great. Crazy enough to be interesting, compelling enough to believe.

So, let's come up with some. I'll go first:

Contrary to popular belief, Post-It Note glue is not made from toad mucus. The truth is far more sinister...
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:36 PM
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:42 PM
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Lol, nice.

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Plastics are a lie. All plastics are really processed human bones.
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:47 PM
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Milk contains specially treated particles that shut off the part of your brain that lets you see the rulers of the world for what they really are. Now to kill all the cows....
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Stolen from Over the Edge, but it fits:

Food and Water are not "neccessities," they are drugs, the most addictive drugs on Earth. Long ago, a cabal of powerful men, now known as the Illuminati, introduced these substances to mankind in order to control us. Go without food and water for long enough and you can kick the habit. It's true. I did it...
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There really is not state of Wyoming. I mean, have you ever met anyone from there?
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