So, on Something Awful's Comedy Goldmine section, they had a feature called Real College Textbooks, where people had photoshopped the covers of textbooks to be overly honest about the contents, so there are things like "Network Security (And Other Amusing Oxymorons)" and "An Introduction to MOTHERF***ING LASERS AND SHIT!!!"
So, what if the same kind of thing were done with RPG books? The only one I was able to think of was for Exalted: Sidereals there should be a caption on the cover that reads: "Don't even try to run a campaign chronicle." ^_^;
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"This book contains all you need to play except for the bits we decided to spread over a dozen or so other books!"
This could go on the cover of a number of core books.
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"An epic game of dice rolling and number crunching"
"Contains more random encounters than the leading competitor!"
"This is the same as our last edition, except there's a dragon on the cover now."
"For when social interaction just isn't good enough."
Nutrition Facts:
Crunch 20%
Fluff 70%
Stupid Crap That Makes You Scratch Your Head 10%
WARNING: This supplement contains setting changes that may nosebleeds and elevated blood pressure. Consult your GM before use.
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