Post originally by Wood Ingham at 2004-07-19 12:46:21
Converted from Phorums BB System
Actually, British goths, right, are like squirrels.
No, they are. Let me explain.
The indigenous British Red squirrel is all but extinct, having been pushed out of its natural habitat by the more aggressive American import, the Grey squirrel.
In the same way, the indigenous British Goth (Gothicus Depressicus Eldritchii), a timid creature, prone to wearing eyeliner and frilly shirts, flocks in dank clubs, avoids getting up in the morning "because the Sisters broke up and it's really depressing" has gradually, over the last decade, been supplanted by the more agressive American import, the Spookykid (Gothicus Numetallicus Mansonii), with the piercings and the attitude and the collection of Cradle of Filth records.
And the trad. British Goth, as depicted in the Gothic adventure in Goatswood, is thus no more, restricted to a very few breeding grounds, mainly in Nottingham and the Slimelight in London.
So there you go. Goths. Like squirrels. Q.E.D.
