[Book/Fiction]: Dragon Wizards e-Book, reviewed by Kester Pelagius (1/2)

http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/10/10507.phtml

C. Demetrius Morgan's Summary:

Somewhere, in the pitiless depths of the darkest corner of the Crimson Hells, a dread god of spite, or demon of revenge, is laughing. Probably both. And what does that have to do with Dragon Wizards? Only one way to find out. Read the review.

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Post originally by flyingmice at 2004-07-28 08:07:30
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Hiya Kester!

This sounds like a total trainwreck. Did you actually read all of it? From the examples you've given I would have wiped it off my hard drive - and written zeroes all over the sector just in case - after about a chapter or so. :P

-mice

Post originally by the first and the last at 2004-07-28 09:07:19
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Wow, this actually makes me feel like the Forgotten Realms fanfic I wrote in sixth grade wasn't so bad after all.

Post originally by Brandi at 2004-07-28 11:10:56
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NT

Post originally by Kester Pelagius at 2004-07-28 12:36:40
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>>This sounds like a total trainwreck. Did you actually read all of it? From the examples you've given I would have wiped it off my hard drive - and written zeroes all over the sector just in case - after about a chapter or so. :P<<

*chuckles*

As always I appreciate your comments though none thus far, I think, have brightened my day so much as this one.

Post originally by flyingmice at 2004-07-28 17:45:12
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Oh! You wrote the novel? I'm just guessing here, but the utterly arbitrary disjointedness gave it away...



-mice

Post originally by flyingmice at 2004-07-28 17:56:16
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Glad to oblige! The bizarre placing of what are obviously sidebar references inline into the text is what gives this text its special charm. My bet is on this being a byproduct of those infinite monkeys banging away on infinite typewriters while attempting the works of Shakespeare.

-mice

Post originally by Brandi at 2004-07-28 19:43:31
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Hardly, friend. But I take it you HAVE read the Eye of Argon?

Post originally by FredH at 2004-07-31 03:23:37
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The spirit of Grignr lives on. No, wait, I didn't misspell that properly...