Gary Gygax Facts!

[krakajak]

Gary Gygax Facts!

Fact: Gary Gygax has never had his character rezzed, he's never needed it!

Fact: Gary Gygax has killed Elminster.

Fact: Gary Gygax has beaten GURPS. He was quoted saying "the last boss was a pussy!"

Fact: Gary Gygax has no Mary Sue characters, if he did, everyone would love Mary Sue characters.

Fact: Gary Gygax does not play Exalted, he hates making Solars look bad.

[Mr. Golden Deal]

I didn't think it was possible to overuse the 'facts' jokes more than it already has been, but apparently it is, as evidenced by how incredibly unfunny this is.

[krakajak]

Originally Posted by Mr. Golden Deal

I didn't think it was possible to overuse the 'facts' jokes more than it already has been, but apparently it is, as evidenced by how incredibly unfunny this is.

Fact: Gary Gygax gives Cthulu SAN loss.

[CosmicCowboy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Golden Deal

I didn't think it was possible to overuse the 'facts' jokes more than it already has been, but apparently it is, as evidenced by how incredibly unfunny this is.

I dunno. I got a chuckle out of the GURPS one.

[Bignose]

I laughed at the GURPS one too, lovely use of swearing.

[krakajak]

Fact: There are, in fact, super hot gamer chicks. They only play with Gary.

Fact: Stan Lee is commonly misunderstood as the creator of Gary Gygax. It is in fact, the other way around.

Steve-aka Arsenic Canary came up with this one:

Fact: Gary Gygax has the REAL power!

[cappadocius]

Originally Posted by Mr. Golden Deal

I didn't think it was possible to overuse the 'facts' jokes more than it already has been, but apparently it is, as evidenced by how incredibly unfunny this is.

This thread's not FOR you, Mr. Critic.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/24

[Greg 1]

Fact: Gary Gygax gains percentile hit points per level.

Fact: Gary Gygax has a 95% chance to notice a downward sloping passageway.

Fact: Gary Gygax has treasure type H in each sock.

Fact: Gary Gygax can roll a 7 on 1d4.

Fact: When Gary Gygax reads "Whaddya mean we have to talk to that lynx? The last monster we talked to ate half the party", he laughs and laughs and laughs because he gets it on a much deeper level than the rest of us could possibly fathom.

[krakajak]

Fact: Gary Gygax created the World of Darkness. It used to be called the World of Light.

Fact: Gary Gygax is the Archtype of Awesome. We are his avatars. Only Steve Jackson has tried to dethrone him and ascend. He obviously failed.

[maddman75]

Originally Posted by Mr. Golden Deal

I didn't think it was possible to overuse the 'facts' jokes more than it already has been, but apparently it is, as evidenced by how incredibly unfunny this is.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.