Flight (She has kawaii demon wings!)
Sexy (Low-cut bodice, high-cut skirt. rrrrow! )
Minion (a chibi-ghoul) he has a *Speech Impediment*
Minion Swarm (cutesy little rats!)
Looks: she wears a necklace made out of clan logos. It rotates based on which clan she's emulating today. Her primary ciolors are black and red. She also has a big, thick binder of paper labeled "character background" which can be used as a weapon in a pinch.
Thoughts: Immortality bites! And so do I! I know what fans want! They want stories! And blood! And interpersonal drama! And blood! And the ability to make everyone on earth their complete and utter bitch only being held back loosely by some fearful masquerade pretense! and blood!
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Special Attack (infectious OGL licensing)
Uniform (a rather cumbersome polyhedral die-style outfit -- more like a Halloween outfit than anything else)
Looks: She's a bimbo. She giggles a lot and knows that regardless of how dim she actually is, or how silly her uniform looks, guys will fall over themselves to do anything for her, because she's the most popular -tan on the block, y'know?
Thoughts: Look at me! I'm not so pretty, and my outfit looks kinda silly, but I'm easy! Come and get me, boys!
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"I'm... not gonna' lie. This may, in fact, be the most horrifying and sexually intimidating thing I have ever seen on this or any other image thread."- TheTygre
Okay, i might as well take this ball and run with it.
Paranoia-tan
Nurse variant (She wears a stylized, fetishist's Alpha Complex jumpsuit.)
Athletics: 1
Cuteness: 2
Determination: 4 (She's determined not to die again)
Smarts: 3 (Dealing with Alpha-complex has taught her many things...)
Uniform (aforementioned jumpsuit)
Special attack: (a random item from alpha complex. Using it causes Extreme Danger!)
Teeny-Tiny: (but still can't hide from Alpha Complex)
Minion (Alpha Complex Voice: it has Special Attack: "Kill Paranoia-tan.")
Looks: Frazzled. Her hair is cut short, and unstyled, so there's always a bit sticking up in a funny manner. Her color is are red, which is also her security clearance level.
Thoughts: Don't wanna die! Not again! Just gotta do this right. Alpha will like me if i do this right! And the secret society... oh gods... it's not going to go well...
__________________ 14 Laugh Points, +1 strange look from my cat I was laughing so hard, +2 Snorted aloud, +1 rank Knowledge (Conspiracies), +1 Geek, +2 mindblower +1 They Spoke Too Soon, +2 kitten, +1 "This is Your brain on the King in Yellow. Any questions?", +1 "great Terry Pratchett reference", +1 "Well, That Was A Creative Solution", +1 "master of the obscure", +2 Creeped me the F*** out, +1 "Bruce Campbell is everwhere", +1 Tasteless Exploitation, +1 Spawn, +1 "Awww... that's so cute!", +1 *deep, sad sigh*, +1 "Vixen with reasonable breasts", + 3 Sig quotes, +4 awesome, +1 "Give use the next Entry", +1 "I Want To Be Like You When I Grow Up", +1 bermuda triangle, +1 Fan club member, +1 "You ruined me!", +1 "23 skidoo!", +1 Truth, +1 "Tear jerker", +1 'Kingdom of Loathing', +1 "Say Hello to my Little Friend!", +1 Massive Property Damage, +1 "you got the points for making good posters so keep making them", +1 (two) Ray points, +1 Face of the Unblemished Truth,
+1 Ragnarok and Roll, +1 Pulitzer Point
I imagine a Wushu-tan would probably Describe! Everything she does! In very heroic terms! While she's doing it! With the pauses built in so she can Count! How many actions! She's taken!
Sort of like a cross between one of those very excitable soccer (sorry, football for all the non-USAians) announcers and William Shatner, only hotter.
I just read the last pages of Anything-tan, there's already a "twenty-tan", a "Storyteller-tan", and a "Anything-tan-tan" T-T
__________________ 14 Laugh Points, +1 strange look from my cat I was laughing so hard, +2 Snorted aloud, +1 rank Knowledge (Conspiracies), +1 Geek, +2 mindblower +1 They Spoke Too Soon, +2 kitten, +1 "This is Your brain on the King in Yellow. Any questions?", +1 "great Terry Pratchett reference", +1 "Well, That Was A Creative Solution", +1 "master of the obscure", +2 Creeped me the F*** out, +1 "Bruce Campbell is everwhere", +1 Tasteless Exploitation, +1 Spawn, +1 "Awww... that's so cute!", +1 *deep, sad sigh*, +1 "Vixen with reasonable breasts", + 3 Sig quotes, +4 awesome, +1 "Give use the next Entry", +1 "I Want To Be Like You When I Grow Up", +1 bermuda triangle, +1 Fan club member, +1 "You ruined me!", +1 "23 skidoo!", +1 Truth, +1 "Tear jerker", +1 'Kingdom of Loathing', +1 "Say Hello to my Little Friend!", +1 Massive Property Damage, +1 "you got the points for making good posters so keep making them", +1 (two) Ray points, +1 Face of the Unblemished Truth,
+1 Ragnarok and Roll, +1 Pulitzer Point
Thoughts: I must find the Elder Sign before uncle Cthulhu wakes up again! And do the homework!
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1 Wonderfully Geeky Point, 1 Awesome Point, 3 Laugh Points, 1 Innuendo Point, 1 Speaks Truth Point, 1 "Extinct? Maybe..." Point, 1 Oppenheimer point
1 "laughed out loud, and then scrolled past it before my 7 yr old noticed the fangs" Point, 1 "Whoops, I have Kult in my H P Lovecraft" Point, 1 "You owe me a pair of eyes" Point
Athletics 1 (they're fairly clunky, I mean, clumsy)
Cuteness 4 (they have a certain elegance and a pleasing symmetry, or at least appear to)
Determination 3 (they just keep on ticking, at least electronically)
Smarts 2 (they aren't terribly focussed)
Gimmicks:
Flight (with those cute, little wings - see below)
Special Attack (the angel has a flaming sword and the demon has a pitchfork)
Teeny-Tiny (and somewhat marginal to the hobby at large)
Twins (one is an angel, the other is a demon )
Looks: an angel-girl with a halo and white bird wings, dressed (so to speak) in white and a demon-girl with horns, black batwings and a pointed tail, dressed in red. Apart from the themed outfits, the two girls look identical (of course).
Thoughts: confused. The In-Nomines are unclear as to what they're about. The stark struggle between selfishness and selflessness? The tyranny of the given? A political satire? A farce? But their mechanics do look nice, even when they don't work so well.
(I love In Nomine.)
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'For GOD the father Almighty plays upon the HARP of stupendous magnitude and melody./For innumerable Angels fly out at every touch and his tune is a work of creation./For at that time malignity ceases and the devils themselves are at peace.' - Christopher Smart Jubilate Agno (Fragment B Part 2)
Sailor Moon-chan (she would love to have the "-tan" honorific, if only someone would let her)
Meganekko
Athletics: 1
Cuteness: 4 (too cute for her own good)
Determination: 3
Smarts: 2
Glasses ("I am Serious Business!")
Special Attack (it likely involves a tiara, or a locket, or some other appropriately cutsey!girly thing)
Transformation (from one uniform to the other)
Uniform (prim and proper business suit / intensely sexualized, yet kawaii, sailor fuku)
Looks: By day, she is an adorable and strangely blonde Japanese girl, in a Very Serious suit with Very Serious glasses and Very Cute pigtails. Sometimes she wears a sailor fuku, but is wholly unrecognizable then.
Thoughts: "Seriously, you guys, I have a good system. It's rules light, and works well, and if you invite a newbie they can have their first character in, like, fifteen minutes! I mean it! I'm not just for little girls! Look at my glasses! And I even got this new suit! I'm a very serio-- . . . ooh! Is that ice cream? Gimmiegimmiegimmie!"
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I know what fans want! They want stories! And blood! And interpersonal drama! And blood! And the ability to make everyone on earth their complete and utter bitch only being held back loosely by some fearful masquerade pretense! and blood!
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