Alright, watched the second episode, and it's getting better.
I'm probably the only one watching this, but here goes.
Second Episode SPOILERS
OK So Zorro is NOT in love with his cousin. My bad. Esmeralda's mom was a gypsy queen, Sara Kali, that was exiled to California by Esmeralda's father, the evil Governer. Don Diego's Aunt was just in love with Evil Governer, Fernando Sanchez de Moncada, but after Fernando raped and pillaged the Comanche tribe that Diego's mom was a part of (and raped Diego's mom, that's how he lost his eye. Oh yeah, he wears an eyepatch), she mysteriously became a nun.
In this episode we see Zorro and Esmeralda escape the Spanish Guard as Zorro rescues a gypsy prisoner that the evil Captain Ricardo Montero was going to have killed.
We also see Don Diego trying to woo Esmeralda to no avail, for Zorro is a greater man than Don Deigo de la Vega. Their carraige gets carjacked by the gypsy that Zorro had freed.
Esmeralda's slutty sister Maria De Los Angeles Sanchez de Moncada boinks Captain Montero in the garden.
We see the a lady in an Iron mask imprisoned. My guess is that it's Esmeralda's mom, Sara Kali, the queen of the gypsies.
Diego's comanche uncle plots the death of Governer de Moncada.
Diego's Nun Aunt comes into a room with a naked nun performing self flagulation for some unknown sin.
Zorro then comes into Esmeralda's bedroom at night, because earlier, they had accidentaly switched medallions.
Observations:
I am in love with Marlene Favela. She is so beautiful!
*WHISTLE* TORNADO!!!!!!
The theme song is a Flameco Duet by Alejandro Fernandez and Beyonce Knowles?
Beyonce sings in Spanish and it sounds pretty damn good! I'm surprised!
Finally, I will leave you with cast pictures:
Christian Meier as Zorro
Arturo Peniche as Governer Sanchez de Moncada
Marlene Favela <3 as Esmerelda

Hector Suarez Gomis as Pizarro, Henchman of Montero

Harry Geithner as Ricardo Montero