The system: TOON, or possibly BESM
The Setting: Free Country, USA
The King of Town, who hasn't eaten in nearly 5 minutes, is hungry for the sweet, sweet taste of poultry, so he sends his Poopsmith to retrieve the Yello Dello, the hottest bird in this cartoon (it beats shoveling poop)! Not wanting to see such a pretty plot device go to waste, Homestar and the gang go off to rescue the Yello Dello from the evil tyrant (well... he's actually just a goofy old man who likes to eat, but whatever).
The available PC's!:
Homestar Runner: A great athlete, and 3 times nicer than the nicest person on Earth! Sure, you're not too bright, but you're just so darn nice. At the behest of your hippie girlfriend Marzipan, you has agreed to help rescue the Yello Dello with you buddy Pom-Pom, as long as you get back in time for the Big Game.
Marzipan: A pretty hippie vegetarian with a guitar named "Carol", you wish to save the rare Yello Dello from the King of Town's barbeque grill (also The Cheat's home).
Pom-Pom: *bubble-bubble* (You are a Pom, where you live on the island of Pom with your parents and your 28 girlfriends. Homestar and you are best buds, and always do everything together!)
Coach Z: The coach of the Big Game, who lives in the locker room and was a chart-topping rapper in his home country. You're there to back up Homestar for some team spirit, as well as to perfect your pronunciation of the Yeller Deller, I mean - Mellow Yellow, or "Melon Baller", no, that's not it...
Strong Bad: After too many e-mails asking how you type with boxing gloves on, you've gone off to find the Yello Dello with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Since Wienerboy... I mean, Strong Sad isn't around to pick on, you figure the Yello Dello will be just the accessory to make the ladies be "all up ons"! I mean, the ladies thing you're totally awesome anyway, but y'know, you figure you'd stack the deck a little, just in case...
Strong Mad: YOU ARE STRONG MAD!!!! YOU LIKE THE CHEAT!!!!
The Cheat: You're The Cheat, and between you're ability to help Strong Bad cheat and you're successful web design business, you're doing alright. But now the King of Town's going to cook the Yellow Dello in his grill - that's your HOUSE, man! Sure, you could always crash at the Strong house but, hey - it's a matter of pride! Also, you and Strong Mad are best buds.
Bubs: Hey, the Yello Dello's a big-ass bird, man! That'll keep the King of Town fed for weeks, which means he'll stop buying surplus lard from your concession stand, drastically cutting your profits (well, you don't really HAVE any profits, but it's the principle of the thing!) Time to rescue the bird and do some funky breakdancing along the way.
Strong Sad: (sigh) You're really bummed out. Sure, since they went looking for the Yello Dello, your brothers aren't around to lock you in the bathroom. But you've spent 5 hours playing Jenga by yourself and listening to Morrisey, and you're still depressed (well, moreso than usual, which is a LOT). You've decided to go look for the Yello Dello with Homsar, the only person who even acknowledges your presence even when he talks nonsense (which is a LOT).You plod on towards the King of Town's castle, although sometimes you wonder why, because even if you do find the Yello Dello you're just an elephant-footed fat kid who nobody loves anyway...
Homsar: You're a song from the '60's. 'Nuff said.
(BTW, if you're confused, this is based off of the Flash cartoon series at
http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Check it out.)
(WARNING - You WILL laugh your ass off
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Edit: Sorry - fixed the broken link
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