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[4e] What if Tiamat and Lloth were lesbian lovers?

Topher

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Has Saz gotten to this point already? That didn't take long. If we're lucky that means he's about ready to go away for a while again soon.

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Cave Bear

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What if Bane has a barbecue and invites all his friends?
I bet Vecna shows up and enjoys a bratwurst with relish and saurkraut and all the fixings.
 

Owlbear Camus

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What if Bane has a barbecue and invites all his friends?
I bet Vecna shows up and enjoys a bratwurst with relish and saurkraut and all the fixings.
Gruumsh the Uninvited would peer over the fence surrupticiously at the assembled deities and their merriment, a single tear welling in his one eye.

He would resolve to have an even better barbecue than the War God and all his stupid friends.
 

Crazy Jerome

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What if Bane has a barbecue and invites all his friends?
I bet Vecna shows up and enjoys a bratwurst with relish and saurkraut and all the fixings.
Now that is just going too far. You know what happens when that pack gets together and starts drinking, and a little deity nooky in the pool shack is the least of the problem. :mad:

:D
 

Monkey King

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It wouldn't happen. It would be like two insecure Dommes trying to one up each other. Constantly.
I dunno. Deities presumably have a lot of control over their physical incarnations, so you can read a lot into the fact that Tiamat chooses to be a smaller size category than her consorts.

I think they'd be incompatible for different reasons, myself. A goddess of greed and vengeance does not sound like she'd be fun to date, and pairing her with a goddess of deceit and trickery is a punchline all by itself.
 
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