Word. Anybody needs me, I'll be the guy on the DC Metro reading that cameltoe book.Kaiju said:I swear, when the book comes out, not only am I going to buy a copy, but I'm also going to read it on a bus out of spite.
I hate the shity Alaska public transportation system, but I'm going to do it anyway, and if someone asks me what I'm reading I will loudly reply, "IT'S MY ETERNAL HATRED OF THE INTERNET MANIFESTED, BITCH."
No one will even blink on the Green Line. The magical antipodes of College Park and Anacostia at either end of it means that as long as I'm not reading the Turner Diaries, no one cares.gentrification said:Word. Anybody needs me, I'll be the guy on the DC Metro reading that cameltoe book.
It could actually be a Perronele, one of the Living Armors of Malfeas. You know, "How do I get this top and bottom to stay in place? I know, I'll actually make them out of the flesh of sentient, diabolical clothing."CyanideBreathmint said:What's bothering me isn't her lack of clothing, but rather, how the damn thing stays on. It's probably glued, because let me tell you if you wear something that's bare-sided that just covers enough fabric bunching will lead to the revealing of inappropriate pink bits, and that there just isn't enough play in the top half of the thing for it to not slide between her boobies and have them swing out.
Yes, with her bedunkadunk hanging out like that, she's probably cold and chafed. (Actually, that didn't need to be said, but I've been waiting to actually see "bedunkadunk" spelled.)And christ, she must be feeling very cold.
I spent much of my freshman year at Baltimore strip-clubs, so I, too, am constantly nitpicking this kind of fashion.I did my O-level art project on fashion design so a part of me is always nitpicking clothing designs that just. won't. stay. on.
Plus that crotch piece? It's presumably held up by just the halter at the neck and something in the back.alexandria2000 said:...holy shit. I wasn't the only one wondering that.
Ya know what? That was hideously snarky of me. I apologize.Kaiju said:People bitching in a Savant and Sorcerer thread? WELL I NEVER!
That's why I'll be sticking to the Blue Line, which hits all the tourist spots. Ma and Pa Yokel from Witchifuck, Kansassas are going to get quite a shock on their way to the new WW2 memorial, let me tell you. And if they ask me why I'm reading such filth, I'll tell them it's all because Geoff Grabowski is trying to tap into some of that sweet, rich, 12- to 14-year-old-homophobe market.Eric Brennan said:No one will even blink on the Green Line. The magical antipodes of College Park and Anacostia at either end of it means that as long as I'm not reading the Turner Diaries, no one cares.