Yes! (This one was based on a trollish game pitch to my gaming group that I wrote but never used, around the time of the LoTR movies.)Testament.
That's exactly what I was alluding to.I'd go with the fantasy Warhammer for that one (WHFR, not AoS). The description fits Troll-Slayers, those dwarves who are trying to get themselves killed.
This sounds like Star Riders ... but maybe it's some other game in which toast and toasters are important?You are going to solve all of your problems with toast.