Fanfictions You Want to Read But Know Will Never Be Written

J Harper

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For me - Richard Sharpe acting as a military observer during the Arkansas War of 1824.

It could be very cool, but it's something I'd never write - the research alone frightens the hell out of me.
 

CLAVDIVS

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I've heard the idea tossed around, but did anyone ever actually write that AU fic where Harry doesn't hear about Slytherin's reputation before getting sorted, doesn't explicitly think "not Slytherin", and gets sorted there? Because if not, that's my nomination.
 

Quartz Falcon

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A Fate Stay/Night or Fate/Zero fic (crossover or otherwise) where the AU point is that the Einzberns summoned a different Servant as Avenger in the Third Grail War, and have the changes spring from there. Especially in crossovers: starting the fic with "Angra Mainyu got bored and threw different Servants at the Masters" was fine the first time, and set the tone of the story as a farce, but deciding to start the same way as The Infamous Man did on his fic is a sign of laziness now.
 

Icarium

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A fanfiction where Kiritsugu summons Nanoha instead of Saber. Epic blowing shit up occurs, and Nanoha STAR LIGHT BREAKERS everyone into friendship.
 

Wolfwood2

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A gothic urban fantasy story where the vampire, werewolf, etc. groups groups have to deal with the emergence of traditional superheroes. I suppose technically it wouldn't *have* to be a fanfiction.

An extended DC Universe fanfiction from the point of view of Maxwell Lord (80's non-villain version).

A Legion of Super-Heroes/Sailor Moon crossover where Usagi joins the Legion.

Precure fan-written "season" that plays all the tropes absolutely straight with an all-new cast. (Well, maybe if I read Japanese.)
 

charlieluce

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A gothic urban fantasy story where the vampire, werewolf, etc. groups groups have to deal with the emergence of traditional superheroes. I suppose technically it wouldn't *have* to be a fanfiction.
That sounds like it could be an interesting premise for an RPG, too.
 

CoryHolmes

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Star Trek: The Next Generation meets a DUST 514 mercenary from the EVE Online universe :)

Along those lines, Star Trek Voyager comes across a group of Autobots and gets embroiled in the war with the Decepticons.
 

crusher bob

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I've heard the idea tossed around, but did anyone ever actually write that AU fic where Harry doesn't hear about Slytherin's reputation before getting sorted, doesn't explicitly think "not Slytherin", and gets sorted there? Because if not, that's my nomination.
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"I don't suppose you would consider Gryffindor? It's the most prestigious House - people probably expect it of you, even - they'll be a little disappointed if you don't go - and your new friends the Weasley twins are there -"

Harry giggled, or felt the impulse to do so; it came out as purely mental laughter, an odd sensation. Apparently there were safeguards to prevent you from saying anything out loud by accident, while you were under the Hat talking about things you would never tell another soul for the rest of your life.

After a moment, Harry heard the Hat laughing too, a strange sad clothy sound.

(And in the Hall beyond, a silence that had grown shallower at first as the background whispers increased, and then deepened as the whispers gave up and died away, falling finally into an utter silence that no one dared disturb with a single word, as Harry stayed under the Hat for long, long minutes, longer than all the previous first-years put together, longer than anyone in living memory. At the Head Table, Dumbledore went on smiling benignly; small metallic sounds occasionally came from Snape's direction as he idly compacted the twisted remains of what had once been a heavy silver wine goblet; and Minerva McGonagall clenched the podium in a white-knuckled grip, knowing that Harry Potter's contagious chaos had somehow infected the Sorting Hat itself and the Hat was about to, to demand that a whole new House of Doom be created just to accomodate Harry Potter or something, and Dumbledore would make her do it...)

Beneath the brim of the Hat, the silent laughter died away. Harry felt sad too for some reason. No, not Gryffindor.

Professor McGonagall said that if 'the one who did the Sorting' tried to push me into Gryffindor, I was to remind you that she might well be Headmistress someday, at which point she would have the authority to set you on fire.

"Tell her I called her an impudent youngster and told her to get off my lawn."

I shall. So was this your strangest conversation ever?

"Not even close." The Hat's telepathic voice grew heavy. "Well, I gave you every possible chance to make another decision. Now it is time for you to go where you belong, with the others of your own kind."

There was a pause that stretched.

What are you waiting for?

"I was hoping for a moment of horrified realisation, actually. Self-awareness does seem to enhance my sense of humor."

Huh? Harry cast back his thoughts, trying to figure out what the Hat could possibly be talking about - and then, suddenly, he realised. He couldn't believe he'd managed to overlook it up until this point.

You mean my horrified realisation that you're going to cease to be conscious once you finish Sorting me -

Somehow, in some fashion Harry entirely failed to understand, he got a nonverbal impression of a hat banging its head against the wall. "I give up. You're too slow on the uptake for this to be funny. So blinded by your own assumptions that you might as well be a rock. I suppose I'll just have to say it outright."

Too s-s-slow -

"Oh, and you entirely forgot to demand the secrets of the lost magic that created me. And they were such wonderful, important secrets, too."

You sly little BASTARD -

"You deserved it, and this as well."

Harry saw it coming just as it was already too late.

The frightened silence of the hall was broken by a single word.

"SLYTHERIN!"
 

Tumbleweed

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For me - Richard Sharpe acting as a military observer during the Arkansas War of 1824.

It could be very cool, but it's something I'd never write - the research alone frightens the hell out of me.
In a similar vein, a fanfic/posthumous novel detailing Harry Flashman's exploits during the American Civil War (on both sides!) would be a heck of a read, but I know I haven't the historical chops (much less the writing ones) to make it work. :)
 

Tonbo_Karasu

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Agents of Shield / Dollhouse

Just start from that episode that ended with Coulson dreaming he's in Tahiti and the following exchange:
"Did I fall asleep there?"
"For a little while..."
 
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