Sturmbringer: characters emote endlessly in pre-Romantic style.
Or, Cell of Cthulhu: you found a lost mobile phone and, guess what? The Elder Gods are calling and they won't take no for an answer. 'The Bars are Right...'Cell of Cthulu: you have acquired tissue samples from R'Lyeh via drone submersibles. You have a state of the art biology lab. Your goal: clone the Great Old One