Bill: "Would Hitler still have been Hitler if he had gotten into art school?"
Twelve: "He would have been the only thing worse than Hitler: a slightly more pretentious Hitler. The only thing that could stop him would be Poetry Major Winston Churchill."
Susie: We will eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you? Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind.
"Lies and fibs, cheats and steals!
My treacherous villainy makes me squeal!
I never tip, I butt in line,
I never do the dishes and it suits me fine!
I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze!
This bad guy thing's a breeze!"