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[IWIW] Sailor Moon R (thread 4 of a continuing series)

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Kreuzritter

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

Oh, great picture! I like how the background looks like a city despite being only suggested.
i rather like how mako's expression says "we don't need an umbrella" which feels just a bit more romantic. (heck, that last recap, did it look like mako finally got clipped by the clue bat and is starting to flirt back?)
 

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

I love the "Puu is Ms Haruna" idea.
I agree on the fact that there are lots of weird Puu theories.
She is even a funny trick in itself.
But on comparing her with that overemotional redheaded self-accepting Christmas Cake of a middle school teacher...
GRRRR:mad:
*starts looking for an improvised weapon*
*starts sharpening the perfect weapon of choice: spoiler tags*
I've heard that where in America you would graffiti the two lover's names inside a heart with an arrow through it, in Japan you'd put the names under a drawing of an umbrella.
Thanks.
And now we know.:cool:
But a really beautiful picture, indeed.:)
Yeah, Ami "Friend of the water" and Mako "Send me your thunder!" are maybe the last ones to not enjoy a nice summer rain.:eek:

PS: I would kill if I could draw like this in 15 minutes.
:p
 

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

Thanks.
And now we know.:cool:
But a really beautiful picture, indeed.:)
Yeah, Ami "Friend of the water" and Mako "Send me your thunder!" are maybe the last ones to not enjoy a nice summer rain.:eek:

PS: I would kill if I could draw like this in 15 minutes.
:p
Oh yea, I didn't think of the elemental associations :)


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Hm, I wonder about the Outer pair. Neptune should be like Ami, but Haruka is Earth.
 

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

PS: I would kill if I could draw like this in 15 minutes.
:p
…This comment moderately surprised me, and then I realized that, you know what? I really have gotten a lot better at this drawing thing. Thank you.

Hey, who knew? You practice something for several years, and you get better! (But of course I see so much room for improvement. :D)


Oh yea, I didn't think of the elemental associations :)
I've occasionally, when the opportunity presents itself, tried to hint in my version of events that all the characters display a similar affinity to their elements that Rei has with hers (fire). But I usually forget, and so far it's not really happened much canonically, so I don't force it.

Still, that's how I'd play it. If a car runs through a puddle, Ami is, mysteriously, the only one who doesn't get splashed… and if she'd get her head out of her books and listen, she could maybe hear things from ocean waves or waterfalls. (But she never listens, because that's not her way; an example of personality trumping innate powers.) Makoto occasionally crashes computers simply by touching them, but on the other hand the batteries in her Walkman™ never seem to run down. And Minako can see in the dark.
 

Cruton

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

I've occasionally, when the opportunity presents itself, tried to hint in my version of events that all the characters display a similar affinity to their elements that Rei has with hers (fire). But I usually forget, and so far it's not really happened much canonically, so I don't force it.
I'm reminded on the old fanfic "Sailor Moon Is Dead! Hip Hip Hooray!" (which, believe it or not, wasn't just mindless anti-fic) in which Sailor Mercury, while suffering a heroic BSOD, transforms into water and merges with a koi pond. But this fic all gave all the senshi healing factors and at one point, Ami suffered some kind of seizure that blew up a police station, so I think the author had a... strained relationship with canon.
 

Edvarius

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

Oh yea, I didn't think of the elemental associations :)


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Hm, I wonder about the Outer pair. Neptune should be like Ami, but Haruka is Earth.
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Mud wrestling?
 

Naxuul

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Re: Episode #64: In Search of the Silver Crystal! Chibi-Usa's Secret.

Oh yea, I didn't think of the elemental associations :)


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Hm, I wonder about the Outer pair. Neptune should be like Ami, but Haruka is Earth.
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Uranus is sky/wind, not earth. Yes it doesn't make that much sense with her main attack unless you rationalize that it's main component is just shattering earth, not flinging it at people. In the third season she routinely mentions feeling a ill omen on the wind and similiar stuff and Neptune will mention something about seas.


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Sailor Moon R Episode #65: Dispute Over Love! Minako and Makoto Face Off.

SUMMER IN THE PARK
Minako: "Hot. It is too hot. Arrrrrrrgh."
Minako: "Where is everybody?"
Minako: "…God, all these couples making out in the park. It's too hot, people! …I'm not jealous at all, no sir."
Minako /pointedly checks watch.
Minako: "…Where IS everybody?"
Makoto /jogs up. "Mina! Mina! Been waiting lo—?"
Minako: "YES."
Makoto: "…Jeez, don't blow a gasket."
Minako: "Well, I'm starting to feel like a fifth wheel around here, you know? Both in and out of combat. It's all right, sorry, I'm not that mad, just… I mean, call me on the gizmophone next time, okay? And where is everyone else?"
Makoto: "Sure, Mina. And where is everyone else? Well, Ami, of course, still has summer school. She said to go on without her, she'll catch up."
Minako: "Okay, right. And Rei's been doing lots of extra time at the shrine lately. I guess she got caught."
Makoto: "I notice Artemis isn't here."
Minako: "When I left, he was lying stretched over the entire kitchen floor and said that 'it is far too hot for adventures.'"
Makoto: "Oh. …Darn it, I thought it'd be nice to go shopping with everyone for once. Hey, wait, what about Usagi?"
Minako: "…You expected her to show up on time?"
Makoto: "Hahaha! Ouch."



TIME PASSES
Makoto: "…okay, seriously, Usagi…"
Minako /banging back of head against park bench. "Late. Late. Late. Late. Late. La—"
Makoto: "You wanna just go, get a pizza or something?"
Minako: "Eh, we can wait another five minutes."
Makoto: "Hey, is that Chibi-Usa?"
Minako: "It is. …Doesn't anyone else ever notice that her little black ball thing is floating, or is it just me?"
Makoto: "…Hey, it is. Weird. I never noticed that before."
Minako: "I guess that answers my question."

Boy #1: "Hey, nice pigtails, girl. You trying out to be a circus freak?"
Chibi-Usa: "Are you trying to hit on me? Because you're SO too immature for me."
Boy #2 /picks up Chibi-Usa. "I'm a'gonna make you cry."
Chibi-Usa /!
Minako: "Should you two really be doing that?"
Makoto: "Bullying a transfer student is really low."
Boy #1 and Boy #2 /!
{The Boys have left the scene.}

Minako /dusts off Chibi-Usa. "Don't worry. Boys often tease girls they like instead of being nice to them."
Makoto: "Like her? Don't be silly. They were just bullies. You're too romantic."
Minako: "You're too cynical!"
Makoto: "Me? I'll have you know I know first hand the power of love. Why, I—"
Minako: "Yes, yes, I know. 'The upperclassmen who broke my heart.' For all the guys you've dated, I don't think you ever took any of them seriously, except as a replacement for 'Him.'"
Makoto: "What you mean not serious?! What about you? 'Oh, Allan! *sigh*' I always feel sorry to see you sitting around alone like some lost toy."
Minako: "LOST TOY?! You feel sorry for me, do you?! Well, do you know what I feel about you?"
Makoto: "Oh, yeah, you gonna tell me?"
Chibi-Usa: "Hold it! Hold it! Mako, Mina—you're both right."
Minako: "Yeah, I'm gonna tell you!"
Makoto: "Oh, you better get ready to run."
Chibi-Usa: "Well, that didn't work."
Minako: "Oh, you think you can catch me?"
Makoto: "Legs of lightning, girl, they don't ever quit."
Chibi-Usa: "You guys! I don't care about those boys anyway. You don't have to argue about it anymore."
Minako: "Oh, I bet they don't quit."
Makoto: "What's that supposed to mean?!"
Chibi-Usa: "Because I'm going to marry Mamo!"
Usagi /just arriving. "WHAT?!"
Makoto /?
Minako /?
Usagi: "Say that again, twerp!"
Chibi-Usa: "I'm going to marry Mamo!"
Usagi: "One: You're underage. Two: He's MINE!"
Chibi-Usa: "He dumped you! Nyah!"
Usagi: "Nyah, yourself!"
Luna: "Is it just me, or have people been getting awfully pissy lately?"
Makoto: "Oh, shut up, fuzzbutt!"
Minako: "Don't treat her like that!"
Chibi-Usa: "You're all moaning over boys like a bunch of cranky old ladies!"
Makoto: "…"
Minako: "…"
Usagi: "…she is so not cute."



DARK OMEN
Petz, the green: "How long must ve remain in this primitive vorld that does not ewen have the weather kontrol?"
Calaveras, the red: "Why're you a-fixin' to get home like lightnin', girl? Ain't like you've got a honey waitin' for you anymore."
Petz /twitch twitch growl.
Berthier, the blue: "Oh! Wonderful! Our favorite family spat begins again, between ze two old maids, non?"
Rubeus /steps in. "Fighting again? You know, ladies, how long we stay here depends on your performance."
Koan: "I was not fighting, Master Wubeus."
Calaveras: "Kiss-up."
Rubeus: "Ahem. I have found another Crystal Point." /pulls up images on the holodisplay.
Calaveras: "Aw, it's just some li'l ol' junk jewelry store."
Rubeus: "Ah! But there are special qualities to these gems. The belief of the natives is that their wishes come true if they wear these charms."
Petz: "An absurd superstition!"
Rubeus: "Perhaps, perhaps not; in any case, it's a strategic location. Calaveras, you complained before about being left out. Let's have you take this mission."
Calaveras /airily. "I'm only int'rested in jewels of fine quality, not bitty ol' paste 'n' plastic. I reckon you can just find someone else." /steps out.
Petz /!



A PRIVATE POCKET DIMENSION
Calaveras: "…I s'pose I shouldn't've snarked to the boss like that."
Calaveras /summons up Jamanen, a creepy red protean Droid.
Jamanen: "I am here to serve."
Calaveras: "Run along and tell Master Rubeus that I'll take the job."
Berthier /pops in. "Too late! Petz has alreadee taken charge of ze assignment!"
Calaveras: "THAT BITCH?!" /pops out.
Berthier /giggles evilly.



OFF WE GO ON A SHOPPING TRIP
Usagi: "Come on you, two, we're all friends here, right? We don't often get to all be together these days, so let's enjoy this!"
Makoto /GRRRRR
Minako /RRRRRG
Usagi /trips over a store sign.
Usagi: "…oh, thank goodness, for a moment I thought I'd tripped over Mamoru again, and I don't know that I could take that today."
Makoto: "Hey, I've heard of this place! Gems that grant wishes. Kind of cool."
Usagi: "WAIT A MINUTE! …What's it called, and how long has it been in operation?"
Makoto: "'Fancy Omazinai Charms House', and, like, months."
Usagi: "Oh. Well, okay then! Let's go!"
Minako /laughs, despite herself, at Usagi's enthusiasm. "Shall we?"
Makoto: "After you! …I mean, I HATE YOU."
Minako: "RIGHT! GRRR!"
Chibi-Usa /is tailing them. (to self) "'Gems that grant wishes.' Aha! Silver Crystal?"



BUT IN THE BACK OF THE STORE
Jamanen has bound up the entire staff in resin, so that the backstock room looks like the hive in Aliens. DUN DUN DUN!

And in the back sales room, two new victim girls are going to have a bad day.
Petz and Calaveras, cleverly disguised as jewelry-store wizards: "Give these a try."
Victim Girls: "Oh boy! I hope my boy's love will last forever and ever and…"
ZAP! The gems glow.
Victim Girls: "…I HATE HIM. I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN."
Calaveras: "Bwahaha! Opposite wishes. I love 'em. Now these li'l beauties have long-term prospects. Not like 'killer ice cream.'"
Petz /kicks her under the counter. "Not in front of customers, fool!"
Calaveras: "Ow! Quiet, there are more a'comin'!"



GUESS WHO?
Usagi: "WOW! I want one'a dese, and one'a dese, and one'a dese, and…"
Minako: "I thought you were over using magical cheats to get love and good grades?"
Usagi: "I make exception for pretty cheats."
Makoto: "Ha! Good call."
Usagi /points at something in the corner. "…What is that?"
Luna: "…It's one of those stupid chug challenge things. If you can drink the entire jug of vitamin water in a single go, you get a wish. No reasonable person would ever— Usagi. NO. No! Put the coin down!"
Usagi: "Heh heh heh. You said 'no reasonable person.'" /CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Luna /!
Makoto /!
Minako /!
Usagi /CHUG CHUG fails. "Drat. I'll try again later."
Calaveras: "Would y'all like to see our special section for love charms?"



AND SO…
Petz: "These vill all romantic wishes making true."
Usagi: "Got anything to win back a lost boyfriend?"
Petz: "Ah, then hyu vant this one, on sale this week. It is the last one."
Makoto and Minako grab for it at the same time.
Usagi: "…excuse me."
Minako /nervous laughter. "Hahaheheheh! Heh! I'm not obsessed at all."
Makoto /nervous laughter. "Yes, haha! Neither am I!"
Usagi: "…then if you two not-obsessed ladies would let go?"
Makoto: "Okay."
Minako: "Okay."
Makoto: "…"
Minako: "…you first."
Calaveras /whispers. "Five motes on the tall drink of water to win."
Petz /whispers. "Done."



OUTSIDE
Chibi-Usa /tries to peek through the window. "I can't see!"
A voice from behind: "HANDS UP!"
Chibi-Usa /!
Mamoru, for it is he: "Boo!"
Chibi-Usa: "YOU SHOULDN'T PRETEND TO POINT GUNS AT PEOPLE! IT'S SCARY! …oh."
Mamoru: :) "A lesson well learned!"
Mamoru: "You checking out this store? Need a grown-up escort?"
Chibi-Usa: "Yes, please."



INSIDE
Usagi: "I like 'em all, but as usual, I'm almost broke. I was just window-shopping with my friends."
Petz: "For hyu, a 90% discount, then."
Usagi /suspicious. "…waaaaaaiiiiiit a minute…"

Minako: "GRRRRR."
Makoto: "GRRRRR."
Calaveras: "Ladies, I need to ask you if you've made up your minds."
Minako /lets go of the gem.
Makoto: "HA! MY PRECIOUS! Wait, why'd you let go?"
Minako: "…Mako, seriously. I think the guy who dumped you had poor judgement, and isn't worth your time and worry."
Petz: "'Dumped'? He dumped hyu? Just like he dumped me…"
Calaveras: "Uh, Petz?"
Makoto: "I don't want to hear this, Mina. Especially if you're just going to—"
Minako: "No, please, listen. You're running in circles, and I hate to see it, because you're my good friend, you're a wonderful gal, anyone you end up with is lucky as hell, I want you to find happiness. I just don't think this is the way."
Makoto: "…"
Usagi: "…"
Makoto: "…sigh. You're right. I should be over him by now."
Petz: "That's RIGHT! …Er, I mean, um."
Calaveras: "Petz, honey…"
Makoto: "…I guess it's because he was such a good guy, that I can't help looking toward the same things when looking for someone better."
Minako: "Well… try widening the field, a little."
Makoto: "Actually… I have been. It's, uh, it's good."
Minako: "Oh! Well… good."
Makoto: "Yes. …Have I really sounded that obsessed—?"
Usagi: "YES."
Minako: "YES."
Makoto: "…I guess I'd built up so much about him, that just didn't want to admit it. Okay, he is officially Over. I swear. Thanks, Mina, for the rump-kick."
Minako: "…Wow. Okay, you inspire me, here. If you can do it, I can. I'll try to do better than Allan. Same deal."
Makoto: "Peace?" /offers hand.
Minako: "Peace." /shakes hand.
Petz: "…"

Makoto: "But I suppose for Usagi it just has to be Mamoru."
Usagi: "Hey, you know it!" :D
Chibi-Usa /just stepping in. "HE'S MINE!"
Mamoru /just stepping in. "Huh?"
Usagi /!
Mamoru: "Pookums?"
Usagi: "WHOA! THE CHARM ACTUALLY WORKED! SOLD!"
Makoto: "'Pookums'?"
Usagi: "He's 'Snoogy-Woogy' and I'm 'Bitsy Pookums.' …What?"
Mamoru: "I just remembered a previous engagement. You can hang out with them, Chibi-Usa."
Chibi-Usa: "WHAT?!"
Usagi: "WHAT?! …I want my money back!"
Calaveras: "You didn't PAY us yet!"



OUTSIDE ON THE STREET
Mamoru /smiling. "…I guess I'm destined to run into her no matter what."
Mamoru /shakes fist. "THIS ISN'T MAKING THIS ANY EASIER, FATE! What do you want from me?!"
Mamoru: "Sheesh. Sometimes, I really hate my visions…"

Ami: "They should be around here somewhere."
Rei: "They'd better be. I had to close up early to get out here, this had better not be a waste of my time."
Ami: "…so sorry that hanging out with us is a waste of your time."
Rei /¡!
Rei: "No, sorry, jeez, I didn't mean… I mean…"
Ami: "Rei, you have been really crabby lately."
Rei: "¿Have I really? I'm sorry. Really I am, Ami."
Ami: "Apology accepted. Just be aware of it, okay? Now, where should we look for them?"
Rei: "Well, we should try to think like they would."
Ami: "…Oo! Used book store." /makes beeline.
Rei: "Try to think like they would."
Ami: "Oh, heh, right, oops. Well, you understand Usagi better than I, so you should be able to—"
Rei: "I do not…"
Ami: "You do! Honestly you do!"



MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE SHOP
Usagi and Chibi-Usa are in Round #84 of the argument, when…

Petz /finally snaps. "ENOUGH! STOP IT, BOTH OF HYU!"
Calaveras: "This is no time or place for your personal problems, girlies!"
Chibi-Usa: "YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!"
Usagi: "Yeah, the customer is always right!"

Beat.

Calaveras: "…right, I reckon I'm going to enjoy this 'un, personal-like."
Minako /suspicious. "Enjoy what, exactly?"
Petz /is on a tear. "Love! Romance! Men! THIS IS ALL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ON AND ON AND ON, ALL THIS FOOLISH RUBBISH, AND I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!"
Makoto: "Dude, did you just say that love is stupid?"
Petz: "It IS stupid!"
Minako: "Your accent is slipping."
Petz: "Shut up, Blondie! You know what, fuck it. Here. Makoto, is it? Take the gem. TAKE IT! Here. One wish, and you'll never again worry about men. You'll forget 'em all and move on with your life. Guaranteed."
Minako /moves to protect Usagi. "…You're no ordinary store clerk."
Petz: "Take it! Take the gem!"
Makoto: "I don't want the gem!"
Petz: "TAKE THE FUCKING GEM!"
Usagi /moves to protect Chibi-Usa. "I knew it, I knew it…"
Petz: "Men aren't worth your time anyway, girl! They'll always break your heart! They'll string you along, use you, make you think they're the whole world, then turn around and take some fairy-winged bitch from Andromeda in your own bedroom and joke it about in front of the whole goddamn Realm!"

Uncomfortable pause.

Calaveras: "…Petz, honey. Are we talkin' about them, or you?"
Jamanen /oozes through the ceiling, to block the exit. "I heard shouting."
Minako, Makoto, Usagi, Chibi-Usa /!
Calaveras /unmasks. "Sorry, buckeroos, but when sister gets like this, there's no stopping her."
Petz /unmasks. "I'll kill you ALL! That'll prove I'm right!"
Calaveras /draws a matched pair of nasty-looking bullwhips. "And you've seen a mite too much anyway. Nothing personal."
Minako: "Usagi! You got Chibi-Usa?"
Usagi: "I got her!"
Minako /grabs the fire extinguisher. WHOOOOOOOOSH!
Calaveras, Petz, Jamanen /!
Minako: "RUN!"



CHAOS ENSUES
Calaveras: "Which way did they go? Which way did they go?"
Jamanen: "I cannot see, due to this cloud. I will search using touch."
Petz: "That's me, you jellied fool! Seal the exits!"

Luna: (whispers) "Usagi, I found the back door."
Usagi: (whispers) "Excellent. You. Say nothing, and follow me."
Chibi-Usa /nods.

Makoto: "…Hey, you said you were feeling like a fifth wheel! Got a plan?"
Minako: "I think you and I can put up a good distraction for the Princess's escape, hmm?"
Makoto: "Distraction nothin'."



STARKLY CORUSCANT TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE COUNTER
Usagi into Sailor Moon: 43+12
Usagi into Princess Serenity: 1
Usagi into Disguise Form: 9
Ami into Sailor Mercury: 15+1
Rei into Sailor Mars: 13+1
Makoto into Sailor Jupiter: 8+1
Minako into Sailor Venus: 7+1
Mamoru into Tuxedo Mask: 2
Luna-P into Something-or-Other: 3



BATTLE IS JOINED!
Makoto: "You villains! Loving the idea of falling in love is a young girls' prerogative!"
Minako: "In the name of Venus, goddess of love, I shall punish you for your sacrilege!"
Petz: "Who are you?!"
Makoto: "Sailor Jupiter, thighs of thunder!"
Minako: "Sailor Venus, red ribbon of doom! And it's polite to introduce yourself before asking."
Calaveras: "You cocky little—" :D
Petz: "Ov the four Phantom Sisters—"
Minako: "'Fandom Sisters?'"
Petz: "…"
Petz: "Ov the four Phantom Sisters, I am being Petz, the eldest and most beautiful."
Calaveras: "Ha! And I'm Calaveras, the hottest thing this side of the Galaxy, and the most popular."
Petz: "MOST POPULAR?"
Calaveras: "Do you want to borrow mah little black book?"
Petz: "WHY YOU—"
Makoto: (whispering) "Do you get the feeling we've come into the middle of something?"
Minako: (whispering) "Maybe if we leave them to it, they'll kill each other for us!"
Petz /heard it all. "I zink not, servant of Venus! When hyu see her, tell her this was to avenge Petz!"

<< Petz casts Dark Bolt! >>
< Minako dodges! >
< Makoto dodges! >
<< Venus : Tech > High Kick : Calaveras >>
< Calaveras dodges! >
<< Calaveras attacks with whips! >>
< Minako is grappled! >
<< Petz casts Dark Bolt! >>
< Makoto dodges! >
<< Makoto : Tech > 1-2 Punch : Petz >>
< Petz dodges! …and deflects! >
< Makoto is stunned! >
<< Jamanen sneak attacks! >>
< Makoto is grappled! >
Makoto: "EWWWWWWWW! The monster's all sticky!"



TAUNT A SECOND TIME
Petz: "Women become weak because they surrender themselves to love and depend on men!"
Makoto: "That tells me more about you than about love. Love always gives me all the more courage to struggle!"
Petz: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" /electrocutes Makoto.
Petz /electrocutes her again.
Petz /and again!
Calaveras: "…"
Makoto: "…is that your best shot?"
Petz /and again!
Calaveras: "…Petz, dear, you have issues."



SUDDENLY!
<< Rei : Cast > Burn Mandala : All Foes >>
< Petz dodges! >
< Calaveras dodges! >
< Jamanen is hurt! >
< Makoto is freed! Minako is freed! >
Ami: "See? You picked the right place. You do understand her better than anyone else."
Rei: "…I have looked deep into the abyss, and found that it has pigtails."
Minako: "Jupiter! Let's show 'em what a little love can do!"
Makoto: "It's CLOBBERIN' TIME!"
<< Makoto : Cast > SparkWave : Petz >>
<< Minako : Cast > V-Chain : Calaveras >>



DIGRESSION
Shadowjack: "'Venus Love-Me Chain'? Really?"
Minako: "Really."
Shadowjack: "What does that even mean? I mean, is it, like a prayer for Venus to love you? Or asserting that Venus does love you? Or perhaps a chain, provided by Venus, that makes other people love you? Maybe it makes more sense in the original Lunarian?"
Minako: "Maybe I'm just a fan of U96."
Shadowjack: "Of… wait, what? Who?"
Minako /starts singing. "'I'm a slave to your love religion / I believe in obsession, baby…'"
Shadowjack: "Okay, maybe I shouldn't have asked."
Minako /still singing. "'…you're driving me insane / I'm addicted to your sweet lovin'…'"
Shadowjack: "Right, we can stop now."
Minako /really into it. "'A Venus in chains…'"
Shadowjack: "Stop."
Minako /changes songs. "'Venus loves me, this I know / For my compact tells me so! / Ones in love to Her belong / They may be weak but She is strong!'" :D
Shadowjack: "I'm leaving now."



BACK TO THE BATTLE!
< Petz parries! >
Makoto: "You can't parry lightning! …Okay, I guess you can."
< Calaveras parries! >
Minako: "How the hell do you parry the Raw Power of LOVE with a bullwhip?"
Calaveras: "Come over some time and find out."
Minako: "No, thank you."
Makoto: "Hey, her accent slipped, too!"
Petz: "They're good."
Calaveras: "Too good."
Petz /significant glance.
Calaveras /nods.
Everyone else /tenses.
{Petz and Calaveras have left the scene.}
Everyone else /phew.
Jamanen: "And now, we fight."
Everyone else /?!



MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN THE BACK
Chibi-Usa: "Did your cat just talk?"
Usagi: "No."
Chibi-Usa: "It sounded like she talked to you just now!"
Usagi: "Ventriloquism. I throw my voice when I'm under extreme stress."
Chibi-Usa: "…I think you're fibbing."
Usagi /flings open a door.
Resin-Bound Store Clerk: "…k-k-k-kill me…"
Usagi /slams the door.
Chibi-Usa /stares at Usagi.
Luna /stares at Usagi.
Usagi: "…they'll get better later."
Chibi-Usa: "Are we looking for a back door?"
Usagi: "No, a closet!"
Chibi-Usa: "Like this one?"
Usagi: "Perfect! Great job, Chibi-Usa!" :)
Chibi-Usa: "Thank you!" :)
Usagi /picks up Chibi-Usa and shoves her in the closet.
Chibi-Usa: "HEY!" :mad:
Usagi /slams door, locks door, puts a chair under the door knob, stacks boxes in front of the door.
Chibi-Usa /thump thump thump.
Usagi: "Luna! She doesn't come out until it's all clear!"
Luna /strikes guard position. "None shall pass!"



STARKLY CORUSCANT TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE COUNTER
Usagi into Sailor Moon: 43+13
Usagi into Princess Serenity: 1
Usagi into Disguise Form: 9
Ami into Sailor Mercury: 15+1
Rei into Sailor Mars: 13+1
Makoto into Sailor Jupiter: 8+1
Minako into Sailor Venus: 7+1
Mamoru into Tuxedo Mask: 2
Luna-P into Something-or-Other: 3



SUDDENLY!
Sailor Moon bursts in, dramatically!

…Jamanen has bound all four other struggling Senshi in resin, and is sharpening a blade. They all pause and stare at Usagi.

Usagi: "…I leave the room for five minutes—"
<< Jamanen lunges! >>
< Usagi parries… and ripostes! >
<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Jamanen >>
< Jamanen is eliminated! >
Jamanen: "OJAMaaaaaaaaa… aarrrgh." /expires.
< Everyone is freed! >
Usagi: "…"
Usagi: "I am the Terror that trips in the night! I am the bleach pen that gets the stain of Crime out of the shirt of Justice! I am Sailor Moon! And in the name of Moon, I will punish you."
Rei: "¿What are you doing?"
Usagi: "I didn't get a chance to say my lines!"
Ami /looks at Makoto. "…'Let's show 'em what a little love can do'?"
Makoto: "Philia, not eros." ;)
Ami /phew!

Chibi-Usa /saw the whole thing. "Whoa…"



DENOUEMENT: A RESTAURANT NAMED "PIZZA COFFEE"
Ami: "Why are we eating here? The coffee tastes like pizza, and the pizza tastes like coffee."
Minako: "That's why we're here! …You don't like it?"
Chibi-Usa: "I want ice cream!"
Waitress: "Pizza-flavored, or coffee-flavored?"
Makoto: "Oh, Usagi, no, no, don't do it!"
Usagi /has another jug of wish juice. "I am going to chug this thing and use my wish to get Mamoru! You'll see!"
Ami: "The human stomach cannot contain that much liquid, I'm telling you…"
Waitress: "Uh, miss, you're not allowed to bring in outside drinks…"
Usagi /CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG…
Rei: "She who lives by the stupid, will die by the stupid."
Usagi /gasp! "You're saying mean things again!"
Rei: "¿So what? Es verdad."
Usagi /spits juice in Rei's face.

Beat.

Usagi: "I'm sorry, Rei, that was incredibly immature of me, and disrespectful to you. And furthermore sets a bad example for Chibi-Usa."
Rei: "That's quite all right, Usagi, I quite clearly provoked you and—" /lunges over the table and decks Usagi in the face. "—I'LL SHOW YOU JUICE!"
Stock barfight ensues. Chairs smashed, tables and glassware broken, dude is thrown through the window, etc.

Minako /sitting under the table. "You know, Luna was right. We have been awfully argumentative lately. You think the stress is getting to us? Or maybe it's just the weather?
Ami /sitting under the table. "I don't know… say, where is Luna? Wasn't she with Usagi at the store?"
Chibi-Usa /sitting under the table. "…"



BACK AT THE STORE
Luna: "Chibi-Usa, you open this closet this instant! I didn't put you in here, don't blame me! Chibi-Usa! Usagi! Usagi Tsukino! Anyone! Hey!"



DARK OMEN
Berthier: "So! How did eet go?" :) /actually took pictures of the whole thing.
Petz and Calaveras /grrrr mumble mumble razzin-frazzin rumble grumble.
Petz: "A drink, sister?"
Calaveras: "Make it a double."
 

dshaffer

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AND NOW, LEONARD NIMOY
"This series presents information based in part on theory and conjecture. The producer's purpose is to suggest some possible explanations, but not necessarily the only ones, to the mysteries we will examine."
Sailor Moon could do with a lot more Leonard Nimoy.

*Venus attack* I think this comes from Sailor Venus' originally having a chain link belt in the manga, with the links in the form of little hearts. The live action versions brings that particular part of it back.

...

I'm not exactly sure a love powered chain whip was properly thought out.
 
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