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[IWIW] Shadowjack Watches Sailor Moon Thread 13: The Magic Horse Ate Our Fancy Title

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Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Usagi: "I'm not going to like this episode, am I?"
Chibi-Usa: "I already don't! How come they're lumping us together now as one thing?!"
The Inner Sailors: "Bwahahahaha! Suffer as we have suffered!"
The Double Bunnies: "Nooooooo!"



After School On A Rainy Day



Shadowjack: "Clearly, this is a very important camera shot for this episode, establishing to us that Usagi now and likely for some time has been wearing grown-up shoes. That, or they just wanted to do a close up. Or maybe they just like feet."
Usagi: "Start over."



After School On A Rainy Day
Usagi: !
Usagi: "I detect Mom's finest recipe: Mrs. Tsukino's Famous LEMON PIE!"

A delicate wafting tendril of delicious scent beckons, Chuck Jones-style. Usagi is picked up and carried by it into the dining room, where she discovers…

Usagi: "You ate all the pie?!"
Chibi-Usa: "Not all of it. Yet."
Usagi: "Pie!"
Chibi-Usa: "Here's the airplane. Nenenenenenenenenenenoooo—"
Usagi: "Pie!"
Chibi-Usa: *gulp* "—a perfect landing in my mouth!"
Usagi: "YOU ATE ALL THE PIE!"
Shingo: "Mom baked it for US as a REWARD."
Usagi: "Who are you?"
Shingo: "I'm your little brother."
Usagi: "Oh, yeah, that guy. PIE?"
Chibi-Usa: "Both he and me got—"

DRAMATIC CHORD.

Chibi-Usa and Shingo: "—perfect 100% grades in school!"
Usagi: "…Fie!"

Enter Mama Ikuko, suddenly, as a bolt of lightning from a clear sky.

Ikuko: "Big words for a little lady who got 28% on HER exam!"
Usagi: "NO! You've found my secret!"
Ikuko: "Yes, hidden under your bed, with a box of classical music CDs."
Usagi: "AAAAAAARRRRRGH. A little privacy?!"
Shingo: "Why are you hiding classical music CDs under your bed?"
Usagi: "Continuity!"
Chibi-Usa: "Weeeeeee got piiiiiie and youuuuuuu didn't!"
Usagi: "PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!"
Ikuko: "That's odd, I was sure I'd made enough for everyone. Did someone have more than their share?"
Chibi-Usa: /Evasion check
Usagi: /Pie Lord feat grants +4 to Perception checks involving pie
Chibi-Usa: /fakes left with Puppy Dog Eyes
Usagi: /blocks, and throws Enormous Tantrum
Chibi-Usa: /throws it back and runs
Ikuko: "Now, dear, you can spare her a little, can't you? You are the 'big sis', after all!"
Usagi: "You spoil Chibi-Usa too much!"
The Line: "Hello, I am the Line. You are about to cross me. Are your papers in order?"
Usagi: "Yes, here you go."
The Line: "Reason for crossing?"
Usagi: "Emotional duress."
The Line: "Anything to declare?"
Usagi: "An empty hole in my middle."
The Line: "Everything seems to be in order. Thank you for crossing the Line, and enjoy your excursion."
Usagi: "I read once that if you give your kid too much attention, your relationship with your husband cools down!"
Mama Ikuko: "NOW JUST ONE MINUTE, MISSY. You're making a fool of yourself over food!"
Usagi: "It's true! You do love her more than me! I hate you all forever! My life is pain and suffering! I'm going to run away and die and then you'll be sorry! Boohoohoohoohoo!"

Usagi storms out of the house.

…returning briefly for her umbrella.



Team Meeting at Fruits Parlor
Rei: "¡You're making a fool of yourself over food!"
Usagi: "But this was MRS. TSUKINO'S FAMOUS LEMON PIE! And it's not the first time Chibi-Usa's stolen food from me! I have an itemized list!"
Usagi: "And you're wearing a Moon symbol, Rei, I thought you'd take my side on this, you traitor!"



Minako: "There, there, dear, one day you'll learn to make your own pies and THEN you'll show them."
Makoto and Ami: /try to think up a way to tunnel out of this conversation.
Makoto: "Wait, I got it. There isn't a mother out there who doesn't cherish her kids, right?"
Ami: "Yeah, there you go. And Chibi-Usa is away from her own parents, right? Er… in most senses, that is."
Makoto: "She's still young enough to want attention."
Ami: "Take what she does with a grain of salt."
Usagi: /actually stops and thinks about it!
Ami: "Now would you PLEASE all go away and let Makoto and me get back to our date? I swear, every time it rains, you guys—"
Minako: "Honest, I was just taking advantage of our Life Saver's Discount here! I was just gonna be in and out!"
Rei: "¡And I was just following Usagi around to make sure she didn't trip on anything! …For the good of the team."



Meanwhile, at the Big Top, in the Bar
Tiger: "Shut up, both of you! I'd have had them too if it weren't for those darn kids and their cat!"
Fish: "You gave that excuse before."
Hawk: /aphoristically: "Women are scary when they become your enemies. Best to approach with kind words, and fool them."
Tiger: "What do you think I've been doing, dumbass?!"
Hawk: /toys with the photos in front of him.
Fish: /leaning over Hawk's shoulder. "Well, well. He's picked one he likes."
Tiger: /leaning over Hawk's other shoulder. "Still got a thing for older women, I see?"
Hawk: /EMITS DON'T-TOUCH-ME FIELD
Tiger: "Sorry, forgot."
Hawk: "You do not understand! Experienced women are more accepting, and therefore more fun to fool around with!"

Hawk's Eye licks his lips lasciviously, leering at the photo of… Mrs. Tsukino. DUN DUN DUN.

Hawk: "I will now show you Milf-Hunter Hawk's Eye's secret technique!"
Fish: "Did we really just have this entire conversation on a kid's show?"
Tiger: "Dude, we're evil! Best to start corrupting them early!"



Tsukino Residence
Mama Ikuko is also looking through a pile of photos. Chibi-Usa is feeling lonesome and guilty.

Chibi-Usa: "Whatcha doin'?"
Ikuko: "Looking through our family photos."
Chibi-Usa: "Oo! Show me!"

Usagi, very young:



Shadowjack: /d'awwwwwww

Usagi, kindergarten school play:



Ikuko: "Even then, she had a flair for dramatic entrances."

Usagi, entering grade school:



Shadowjack: "Yup, that's the right facial expression, all right."
Ikuko: "She looks just like you are now, Chibi-Usa!"
Chibi-Usa: "Wow, she does." /mind=blown
Ikuko: (Also looks like Shingo at that age…)
Chibi-Usa: (But there isn't a single picture of me…) :(
Ikuko: "These are records of my dream—"
Private Jenkins: "This is a picture of my girlfriend. After this war ends, we're going to get married, and if we work hard, we'll be able to buy that farm we've always hoped to own, together."
Ikuko: "—that you, Usagi, Shingo—all the members of the Tsukino family—will grow up healthy and strong. Of all these pictures, this one is my favorite right now:"



Chibi-Usa: :)
Ikuko: "Though I would like some day to see photos of you and Usagi in wedding dresses. Though not together at the same time, because that would be weird."
Chibi-Usa: "I'm sorry I ate Usagi's pie and she's run away forever."
Ikuko: "Don't worry, she'll be back when she gets hungry. And you can apologize directly to her then, okay?"



Night Begins to Fall
Usagi: "Yeah, I made a fool of myself over food. I should go apologize directly to Chibi-Usa. And Mom, too. I hope they're okay."



Nope
Chibi-Usa and Mama Ikuko went to the store to buy more lemons for more pies.

Ikuko: "This'll be sure to make Usagi appear, right?"

Not in the way you think, ma'am. Because over in the bushes, lurks:

Hawk: "Curses! There's a child complicating things! But no matter! FORWARD!"

Hawk casts a quick curse spell, breaking the fruit bag. Lemons everywhere! Chibi-Usa and Mama Ikuko try to gather them all up, and then a stranger arrives to help…



Hawk: "MOMMY?!"
Ikuko: "What?!"

The timer on Hawk's Eye's boombox—cleverly concealed in the bushes—goes off, triggering a wave of sad violin music.

Hawk: "I'm sorry! You looked so similar to my mommy from whom I was separated at birth! I have travelled thousands of miles in search of her, guided only by this single photograph! For one shining instant of hope, I thought you might have been her!"



Chibi-Usa: /looking at the photo. "Aw, she's pretty."
Ikuko: "Why it's Usagi's homeroom teacher!"
Hawk: "What?"
Ikuko: "No, no, it's one of those redheaded monsters from a couple of years ago. Yes, definitely."
Hawk: "What?"
Ikuko: "Wait, I'm wrong. It's—"
Chibi-Usa: "There are a lot of people who look alike around here, aren't there?"
Ikuko: "What was her name, young man? Perhaps that would help."
Hawk: "Ikuko—"
Ikuko and Chibi-Usa: ?!
Hawk: "—Nikolaevitch de Brabakki!"
Ikuko: "What a, er, strange coincidence."
Chibi-Usa: "Come on, Mama, even I can tell that's a made up name!"
Hawk: "How foolish I was, to have mistaken someone as young and beautiful as you for her! But alas! I feel faint! I have not eaten in days!"
Ikuko: "Oh, dear! I hadn't realized your terrible acting was due to extreme hunger! That's terrible!"
Hawk: "Oh, how I wish I could eat Mommy's harihari pickles one last time!"
Ikuko: "Oh no! Oh no! But we only have lemons here!"
Chibi-Usa: "…You really are Usagi's mother."
Ikuko: "Wait, if you were separated at birth, how do you know what her cooking tasted like?"
Hawk: "I inherited several small jars, perfectly preserved."
Ikuko: "Jars! Of course! Quick, Chibi-Usa, run back to the store and get some."
Hawk: >:D



And So
Usagi: "Hey, squirt, what are you doing out so late?"
Chibi-Usa: "THIS IS NO TIME FOR AIRY PERSIFLAGE! Mama needs help with some starving creepers' pickles!"
Usagi: "…start over."



It's Easier to Show Than To Explain
Chibi-Usa: "And there he is over there."
Hawk: /takes Ikuko's hand. "I have always longed for ladies as kind as you—"
Ikuko: ?!
Usagi: "Wait, seriously, I was right about the marriage cooling off? I don't know what to do about this kind of situation!"
Chibi-Usa: "Don't we always hide in the bushes and spy?"
Hawk: "—my meeting you today was no mere coincidence!" /grabs at Ikuko.
Ikuko: /recoils in extreme discomfort and embarrassment.
Usagi: "Wait, wait, wait. That body language does not say 'mutual affair'. It says 'who is this weirdo, why are they acting like this all of a sudden, and would it be rude if I shoved them away violently'?"
Chibi-Usa: "You can tell all that at a glance?"
Usagi: "I have, unfortunately, had a lot of experience."



CIRCUS QUICK-CHANGE TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE COUNTER
  • Tiger's Eye into:
    • Tiger's Eye: 2
  • Hawk's Eye into:
    • Hawk's Eye: 1

Chibi-Usa: "Hurry up and transform!"
Usagi: "Same to you! And no prancing this time, this is SERIOUS!"
Chibi-Usa: "Okay, okay."



STARKLY CORUSCANT TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE COUNTER
  • Usagi into:
    • Sailor Moon: 43
    • Second Stage Sailor Moon: 30
    • Cosmic Class Sailor Moon: 23
    • Crisis Mode Sailor Moon: 13+1
    • Princess Serenity: 1
    • Disguise: 10
  • Ami into:
    • Sailor Mercury: 15
    • Second Stage Sailor Mercury: 20
  • Rei into:
    • Sailor Mars: 13
    • Second Stage Sailor Mars: 19
  • Makoto into:
    • Sailor Jupiter: 8
    • Second Stage Sailor Jupiter: 19
  • Minako into:
    • Sailor Venus: 7
    • Second Stage Sailor Venus: 22
  • Haruka into:
    • Sailor Uranus: 9
  • Michiru into:
    • Sailor Neptune: 9
  • Setsuna into:
    • Sailor Pluto: 4
  • Mamoru into:
    • Tuxedo Mask: 2
    • Second Stage Tuxedo Mask: 1
  • Chibi-Usa into:
    • Sailor Chibi-Moon: 9
    • Sailor Chibi-Moon (hi-speed remix): 1
  • Luna-P into something-or-other: 10

Ikuko: /faints, thus unfortunately missing the good parts of this next sequence

ENTER Double Moon—

Usagi and Chibi-Usa: "NOOOOOOOOO don't call us that nooooo—"

—dramatically silhouetted!

Chibi-Usa: "And just to make sure, we brought our own silhouettes!"
Usagi: "Your creepy attempt to protect your fetishes onto other people without consent SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN! In the name of the Moon, we shall punish you!"
Hawk: "Oh, so you're these Sailor Soldiers I've been hearing about? Dokanko, I choose you!"



Monster of the Week!
Lemure Dokanko, a bulletheaded blonde with—I am not making this up—cannonball tits. And an actual honest-to-goodness smoothbore black powder cannon.



Dokanko: /swabs cannon
Dokanko: /primes cannon
Dokanko: /loads cannon
Usagi: "I am overcome with disbelief that this is actually considered a serious attack."
Dokanko: /lights cannon
Dokanko: /climbs into cannon
Chibi-Usa: "I am overcome as well!"
Usagi: "I am so overcome, I've forgotten what I was going to do."
Chibi-Usa: "Something that starts with a D."

Dokanko fires herself at Double Moon with a gleeful shout!

Minako: /painful last-minute SAVE!

Sailor Venus uses her chain to grab and yank Double Moon out of the way. Dokanko does a header into the ground and explodes.

Chibi-Usa: "Dodging! That was it!"
Usagi: "Ow! You didn't have to use the chain! You could've shouted or something!"
Rei: "Our dedication to saving you stops at the blast radius."
Usagi: "Were all of you here before, or did you just show up?"
Hawk: "Where do you HIDE all these people? Tiger's Eye wasn't kidding! Dokanko, get 'em!"
Dokanko: "Yes sir!"

Dokanko crawls out of the crater she produced, completely unharmed. She quickly scampers back to her cannon for a second go.

Minako: "Oh, hey, so that's where Borderlands 2 got its exploding guns."
Ami: "Wow, what a tough body!"
Makoto: "And she says I have a roving eye!" ;)
Ami: "What? …Oh! No, I didn't—"
Minako: "Exploding GUNS, get it? Eh? Eh?"
Rei: "¿Are we going to dodge this attack, or stand around cracking bad jokes?"
Minako: "Talking is a free action!"
Makoto: "We're not going to dodge, because before she can hit us I'm going to BLOW HER UP!"

Before Dokanko can strike, Sailor Jupiter cranks off a quick Sparkling Wide Pressure—

Usagi: "Which has no effect, because we're overdue for another upgrade."
Makoto: "Don't jinx it!"

—which has no effect, because they're overdue for another upgrade.

Makoto: "NrrrrrGGGH!!"
Usagi: "Shall we dodge?"
Rei: "Yes, let's."

They all stroll out of the area of effect. Dokanko crawls out of the new crater, then scampers back to her cannon again…

Dokanko: "No fair! No fair! No dodging!"
Rei: "¿Why don't we stop her from returning to the cannon?"
Chibi-Usa: "Well, she's right, it IS kind of unfair."
Minako: "She wants to hit us, she shoulda used grapeshot!"
Hawk: "While they're distracted, I'll go molest this motherly woman!"
Chibi-Usa: "CHIBI-MOON SMASH PUNY VILLAIN!"
Mamoru and Usagi: "Noooooooooo! You're too little!"

Chibi-Usa daringly sprints up into Hawk's Eye's face with her wand tinkling.

Hawk: "Ow! Oo! Ack!"
Chibi-Usa: "GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY SECOND MAMA!" /kicks shin.
Usagi: /d'awwwwwwwwwww! :)
Hawk: "Ack! Noisy brat!" /bitch sla—
Usagi: /MOON BODY SLAM
Usagi: /MOON BELOW THE BELT
Usagi: /MOON BOOT TO FACE
Usagi: /MOON BOOT TO FACE
Usagi: /MOON BOOT TO FACE
Mamoru: "That's my gal."
Makoto: "Wow, her Mother-Bear mode is almost as scary as yours, Mercury."
Usagi: /MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK
Hawk: /parry
Usagi: "…erg… frassa… rr… AAAAGH!"
Usagi: /throws Moon Stick at Hawk's Eye's head
Hawk: /throws fire!
Ami: "Foul! The other guy's schtick was fire!"
Hawk: "It's burning chi, like hadoken. It only looks like fire."
Ami: "Drat! Objection withdrawn."

Everybody is either scorched, or shot by Dokanko while they're distracted by said scorching. In a trice, our heroes are knocked to the ground, where they writhe in agony and exhaustion.

Hawk's Eye decides NOT to admit that the Moon Spiral Thingamum actually set him back a fair chunk of health and magic, just in case that inspires one of these nuts to try for a desperation attack.


Hawk: /dusts self off.
Hawk: "RIGHT! Now that THAT'S over, maybe I can get this job done!"
Usagi: "Leave my present mom and future daughter alone!"
Hawk: "I have no idea what you're babbling about and don't really care."

He sticks his head in in a businesslike and professional manner.

Hawk: "Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Yes, I see. Well then."
Hawk: "Not here!"
Hawk: "Dokanko, finish them!"
Usagi: /feels inspired to try for a desperation attack.
Chibi-Usa: /prays: {O Pegasus, lend me your strength!}



Suddenly!
ENTER Pegasus, out of a torrent of blinding light!

Pegasus: "Only your heart that is trying to protect beautiful dreams can call for me. I shall entrust you with my powers."
Dokanko: "…Gee! I guess the most beautiful dream of all is the one protecting other beautiful dreams! That should make him easy to track down now!"
Hawk: "What? I can't hear you over all this blinding light!"



Power Up Time!
Double Moon's—

Usagi and Chibi-Usa: "Don't call us that!"

—brooches transform into a new, more powerful version!

Pegasus: "Now! Call out as I tell you—Moon Crisis Make Up!"
Usagi: "Wait, how you get the password to the Lunar replication system? Who are you, anyway?"
Chibi-Usa: "Shut up and say the words!"



STARKLY CORUSCANT TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE COUNTER
  • Usagi into:
    • Sailor Moon: 43
    • Second Stage Sailor Moon: 30
    • Cosmic Class Sailor Moon: 23
    • Crisis Mode Sailor Moon: 13+1
    • Crisis Mode Double Moon: 1
    • Princess Serenity: 1
    • Disguise: 10
  • Ami into:
    • Sailor Mercury: 15
    • Second Stage Sailor Mercury: 20
  • Rei into:
    • Sailor Mars: 13
    • Second Stage Sailor Mars: 19
  • Makoto into:
    • Sailor Jupiter: 8
    • Second Stage Sailor Jupiter: 19
  • Minako into:
    • Sailor Venus: 7
    • Second Stage Sailor Venus: 22
  • Haruka into:
    • Sailor Uranus: 9
  • Michiru into:
    • Sailor Neptune: 9
  • Setsuna into:
    • Sailor Pluto: 4
  • Mamoru into:
    • Tuxedo Mask: 2
    • Second Stage Tuxedo Mask: 1
  • Chibi-Usa into:
    • Sailor Chibi-Moon: 9
    • Sailor Chibi-Moon (hi-speed remix): 1
    • Crisis Mode Double Moon: 1
  • Luna-P into something-or-other: 10

The new transformation sequence has time for a mother-daughter hug-and-kiss in the middle, because it's important to take time out of your day to reconnect with your family.

Minako: "TWO! They get TWO transformations in one episode, and we didn't get ANY! Whyyyy?"



They Also Get New Weapons
New devices materialize in the air before Double Moon. One is the sword-scepter-thingy we've seen before, which Usagi immediately takes in hand; the other is a jewel-encrusted bell, which Chibi-Usa takes reverently.

Pegasus: "Behold! The Kaleidomoon Scope and the Crystal Carillon! One for each of you!"
The Other Sailors: /glance at each other.
The Other Sailors: /step forward and hold open their hands.
Pegasus: ?
Rei: "¿Don't we get upgrades, too?"
Pegasus: "And who the hell are you? Step aside, if you please!"
Rei: "GET THEE TO A GLUE FACTORY."
Pegasus: "As I said, the Kaleidomoon Scope and the Crystal Carillon—"
Chibi-Usa: "Which is which?"
Ami: /Mercury Tricorder Action. "A 'carillon' is a bell-and-holder assembly, as in the steeple of a church bell tower."
Usagi: "But THIS gizmo doesn't look anything like a kaleidoscope."
Chibi-Usa: "Do you want to trade?"
Usagi: "How do we use these things?"
Pegasus: "First, summon the power by ringing the Crystal Carillon, calling my name in a loving yet forceful manner, and saying the words, 'Twinkle Yell'!"
Usagi: "No, I don't want to trade."
Chibi-Usa: "Oh Peg— But you're already here."
Pegasus: "Yes, but I love to hear you say my name."
Chibi-Usa: /gets all blushy. "O PEGASUS! Help protect everyone's dreams!" /rings the little bell. "TWINKLE YELL!"

TREMENDOUSLY LOUD AND POWERFUL BELL NOTE!!!

Pegasus: "And now, Super Sailor Moon, use Moon Gorgeous Meditation!"
Usagi: "…which is?"
Pegasus: "…You've done it twice already?"
Usagi: "Oh! That attack has a name! Great! And I can do it solo? Okay!"

Usagi does the spiffy Wave Motion Blast attack from the previous episodes, only this time without Chibi-Usa's direct assistance. It takes considerably more dancing and posing by herself, but she's perfectly capable of doing it.

Instantly, Dokanko is disintegrated!


Dokanko: ?! /dies
Chibi-Usa: "You missed the boss again—"
Usagi: "I KNOW."
Chibi-Usa: "Do you want me to help?"
Usagi: "It's too late NOW!"
Hawk's Eye: /uses air escape.



Aftermath
Pegasus: "Whenever you need my powers from now on, raise the Carillon and call my name…"

EXIT Pegasus, with swirl of light and rainbow dust.

Usagi: /man what
Chibi-Usa: /squeeeeeeeee
Usagi: "…Is Mom okay?"



Mom's Okay
And recovered sufficiently to produce delicious lemon pie for everyone!

Mamoru: "Mrs. Tsukino, may I ask why you invited all of us for pie?"
Ikuko: "Well, I really wanted to give all this in thanks to those nice young superheroes who've been doing so much to fight villains like that strange young man earlier, but since I surely don't know where they are, you'll have to have it in their place."
Makoto: "Your Mom's pretty cool, Usagi."
Minako: "Oh, I know how to contact those superheroes. You should give me extra, and I'll deliver it to them. Ow! Ami!"
Rei: "The sweet taste of this pie almost makes up for the bitter taste left by not receiving upgrades."
Ami: "Almost."
Rei: "Almost."
Ami: "Are we just ignoring Usagi and Chibi-Usa sparring over who got more pie over there?"
Rei: "Pie." *munch munch*
Ami: "Good answer."
Mamoru: "Well, it IS pretty hard to cut a pie into ten equal pieces."
Ami: "Not if you use a protractor and a precision blade! You see, you measure out— Ow! Mina!"
Ikuko: /MOM VOICE. "NO HITTING AT THE TABLE."
Everyone: "Yes, Mrs. Tsukino/Mama."
Usagi: "By the way, Chibi-Usa, which of your two moms do you like better?"
Chibi-Usa: "Both of them, duh."
Usagi: "Good answer."
Mamoru: "What about you?"
Usagi: "Oh, just make my life even more complicated, why don't you?" :p
 

SuperG

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Huzzah! It returns, and continues! :)

And c'mon. It'd be really dumb for Pegasus to hide out in the dreams of the people who keep throwing themselves in the way of danger to protect the dreams, that's the last place they'll look!

( >.< )
 

Shadowjack

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Huzzah! It returns, and continues! :)

And c'mon. It'd be really dumb for Pegasus to hide out in the dreams of the people who keep throwing themselves in the way of danger to protect the dreams, that's the last place they'll look!

( >.< )
It's kind of like stowing away in a main battle tank on a battlefield. It's better protection than sitting in the trenches in a sparkly lamé thong, but it's almost as conspicious.
 

Peter Svensson

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Just as a reminder.... her new attack blasts enemies with shards of glass. That is actually worse than being hit by a rainbow blessed glass heart. This Pegasus dude has a cruel streak!
 

Edvarius

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

So, regretting the wisecrack in the last one about how maybe Usagi's family will show up again? I hope the Tsukinos know somebody they can talk too about getting dream-raped/watching their mother get dream-raped.

Also, I tried to make a lemon pie once. It, uh, it did not turn out well.
 

Hilarion

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

I really like these episodes, and it's one of the reasons I get defensive when people badmouth season 4. These first few episodes of Season 4 surpass anything in Season 3 in my book. Found myself humming the circus theme during your description of the cannon fight.

I like how Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye are willing to trade off the mission depending on their preference of the target. It keeps the general scene from getting too repetitive and gives them all time to shine. Hawk's Eye is kind of over the top here, eh? Melodramatic stories about a long-lost mother are kind of eyebrow-raising.
 

Shadowjack

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Just as a reminder.... her new attack blasts enemies with shards of glass. That is actually worse than being hit by a rainbow blessed glass heart. This Pegasus dude has a cruel streak!
Stay tuned for season 5, when Sailor Moon shoots high-velocity streams of powdered glass!



So, regretting the wisecrack in the last one about how maybe Usagi's family will show up again? I hope the Tsukinos know somebody they can talk too about getting dream-raped/watching their mother get dream-raped.
Yeah, wow, they're really working through the list of supporting cast. At this point, I was not surprised to see in the teaser that the next VotW are Naru and Umino.


Hawk's Eye is kind of over the top here, eh? Melodramatic stories about a long-lost mother are kind of eyebrow-raising.
What amused me was that, judging from reactions, Hawk's Eye had a completely different idea of how his story was coming across than Ikuko did. I mean, she blushed, yes, as one might when a total stranger gives you sudden compliments, but I didn't get the impression she was taken in by his oh-so-clever story so much as not really sure what to say to it. Some nut comes up, starts a sob story, collapses in a faint, then wakes up and starts hitting on you, all in the space of a couple of minutes. Ikuko wasn't going to be inviting him to her house any time soon, let alone her bedroom; in a couple more minutes, she'd have sent Chibi-Usa to the nearest police box to bring help to take this odd young man to a hospital. Honestly, he could have saved his breath and had one of his Lemures drag her into the bushes, but apparently that's not as fun.
 

Alkaiser

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Re: Sailor Moon Super StarS #130: Protect a Mother's Dream! The New Attack for Double Moon.

Hawk's Eye completely embarrassed me with that sob story. I had to pause the episode several times just to make it through that scene. Actually this episode in general was pretty embarrassing, although, I did love the stuff with Dokanko.

I love so many of the lemure in SuperS, they are by far the most ridiculous MotD enemies in Sailor Moon, and that's quite an accomplishment.
 

darkgloomie

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uh. I could've sworn that Ikuko's ep came in later this season. Oh well.

Also isn't it funny that Hawk-Eye wears heels and it's Fish-eye that's the transvestite?
 
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