Next to me you're all number two!
Oh my God I remember the UVR. It was one of my favorite fanfics ever.adjusting the start of one of my favorite running gags from Ultimate Video Rumble 3
Chang Koehan was at ringside. The awesomely petite Korean, whom Shuma-Gorath had thought looked delicious a few minutes ago, had entered the RumbleDome quietly, apparently after robbing one of the hotel restaurants. She had carried a small charcoal grill to ringside, lit it, left, and returned shortly with, among various other things, a marinade pan and a few skewers. Her iron ball rode on her back.
Every time Shuma-Gorath looked at Chang, Chang licked her lips, rubbed his belly, and pointed a skewer at Shuma.
Shuma-Gorath consumed. That was what it did. The idea of being consumed itself, which seemed ridiculously likely, scared it. Then, the fact that it was scared, scared it all over again.
I was on board to write UVR4, but it never happened.