[Where I Watch] My Little Pony 4: Haters Gonna Hate, Ponies Gonna Pwn

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sun_tzu

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In 1984, the ponies struck.
Or rather, they were struck, as the archdevil Tirac sought to use them for his apocalyptic plans. And thus began a long tradition of cute, pastel-colored, cheerful ponies having to deal with nightmarish monsters straight out of the D&D Monster Manual.
This is their story.
This is where I look at (and occasionally interpret) the misadventures depicted in My Little Pony - both G1 and G4. And as the second season of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic goes on, let us see what other madness Equestria may throw at the Elemental Harmony Squad! (...And vice-versa!)


Relevant links:
The first thread.
The second thread.
The third thread.
The index, for those who just want to find specific parts without having to search through thousands of posts.
The corrected, redacted, and (in some cases vastly) improved reviews on DA (still a work in progress at this time).
 

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"Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that in order to keep my foster son from going on a rampage, we'll have to deny his nature and artificially stunt his growth." :p
 

sun_tzu

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It never ends, does it.
Hasbro 1984
Darkness rarely seen before
Satan/Tirac uses ponies for Eternal Night.
Firefly is on her way
Megan's here to save day
Atomizes Tirac using the Rainbow of Light.

Katrina and Rex attack
Witchweed is G-rated crack
Hopefully the bushwoolies don't annoy you too much.
Movie's on, witches lose
Rainbows cannot stop the Smooze
Flutter Ponies For The Win though they are out of touch

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!

Hydia's back, Bumble's mean
Sunstone keeps the valley green
No less than ten episodes until the crisis ends
Flashstone Squirk, Pluma ghost
Waters rise above the coast
Setting the dark tone for My Little Pony and Friends

Gizmunk tech, turn to glass
Thriller Night with half the class
The Return of Tambelon
Darkest hour: Hope is gone!
Magic Coins, Woe Is Me
Optimus Prime Crabnasty
Dragon slayer fails at life
Nazi penguins racial strife!

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!

Wind Whistler is made of win
Bison used to have green skin
Fiction within fiction stumbles through the Golden Door
Lavan's freaking Doctor Doom
Spike grows up, Mimic's gloom
Ice Cream Wars and Somnambula, Cloud Castle and more

First show ends, new one starts
Pony Tales still got some smarts
G3 though can make you ill
Writing's really gone downhill

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!

Lauren Faust saves the day
Ponies are now full of yay
Dream Valley has now become Equestria the great
Dreadful pony prophecy
More Eternal Night you see
Twilight Sparkle and her friends prevent this ghastly fate

Celestia is win and love
Megan? God? All the above?
Bitchy Gilda, bitchy Trixie, 'Shy makes dragons cry
There is no such thing as curses
Fashion shows are serious business
Sonic Rainbooms, cockatrices, bleed diamond dogs dry

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!

Pinkie's brain has gone bye-bye
Gala doesn't rate so high
Season one ends, season two starts, Discord is a dick
Rainbow Deathray For The Win,
Conclude on a Star Wars end
Season two has the Mane Six all going mad real quick

Season two is far from done
Verses left? Almost none!
Did we mention that Twilight is such an awesome nerd
G4 ponies are top-notch
Hope you like my Where-I-Watch
And if you enjoy the show then welcome to the herd

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!

You'll never stop the ponies!
Though they live in Hell
Their lives are rather swell
You'll never stop the ponies!
Darkness they can handle
They will light a candle!
 

ResplendentScorpion

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Please be rising for Equestria National Anthem(said in the voice of Fire Nation Man:

[video=youtube;fwERapuM17k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fwERapuM17k[/video]
 
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